adam 🌲

i am a metrosexual s u r f a c e s p i d e r d o t c o m

[adam 🌲 @surfacespider]

third base is crying so hard you almost throw up

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

saw him again today

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The shell cannot protect you from the salt. Old snail proverb. Mucus, we love mucus. Contemporary snail proverb

[adam 🌲 @surfacespider]

@erebites the people you should definitely be friends with ??

[calvin westra @filet_o_calvin]

If you write poems you're a bad person

[Back Patio Press 🤏 @PatioBack]

If you write poems you're a bad person

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I WANT TO APPEAR ON A TRAILCAM TOO …

[некосаттвачік @nekosattva_chan]

feeling weightless knowing there's nothing beneath me to catch me; all my teeth fall from my mouth but make no sound as they disappear into the gape below

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

just admit you are too simple minded to interpret the 15 stanza tone poem on the front on my shirt

[Kyouko But Alt 𓆟 @womanfailure]

The Old,, The New !!

[adam 🌲 @surfacespider]

@erebites i love to read half of a book and keep it around for years waiting to finish it

[adam 🌲 @surfacespider]

@erebites no youre not :)

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You may think you've outmaneuvered us, but my men and I have been planning this humiliating rout for days

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

lets not kid ourselves it gets really really bad

[Isobel Fox @foxxobel]

one summer in a small village in the south of france, a praying mantis appeared on my windowsill. i fed her honey every day. the morning of my last day, i woke up and she had left

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Ive never been horny or sexually aroused in my whole entire life

[sensitive young hetaira @sensualhoplite]

when i was 8 my therapist had me do an exercise where i made a list of all of the things in my life which i felt i had control over and all i wrote down was “my hair” and “whether or not i believe in god”

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(pick me monkey) I prefer wire mother

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

As a very young child I really enjoyed performing menial tasks (like de-shelling an entire bag of pistachios) and making my dolls have sex with each other. Then I got into reading, which stole my enjoyment of the mundane and my sense of eroticism

[Paris @goodyhilton]

A lot of mental health issues can be solved by isolating and lashing out at people

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i understand the guy who injected a butterfly and died. like, i get it