Carole Smith

professional mom

[Greg Sheffer @gsheffr]

The year is 2030. Chance the Rapper is president. Tide pods are an endangered species. Your phone has hologram messages now. Kylie Jenner still hasn't confirmed if she's pregnant

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

I wish all balls could vibrate 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/FPTLAhBS23

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Bees don't hibernate in the winter. Instead they form a ball in their hives and vibrate to keep warm.

[Carl @gnarlystewart]

Kim K named her baby Chicago West. If you put a comma in between Chica & go, it becomes “Chica, go West”. West of LA is the Pacific Ocean. Ocean rhymes with potion. Potion has 6 letters. “Lip kit” also has 6 letters. Kylie sells lip kits. Kim is hinting that Kylie is pregnant.

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

@sam_besa Let’s make someeee

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

I don’t need this negativity in my life. https://t.co/rsnA3XRzFJ

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

Because nothing bad ever happens until it happens! #bettersafethansorry

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

Never forward facing again lol. #rearfacing #toddler

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

Insurance finally confirmed they’ll replace my baby’s car seat!

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

I miss you when you’re sleeping. #favorite #daughter

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

So that means I stayed up all night. 🙄🤷‍♀️

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

Finally started watching #BlackMirror

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

I can’t wait to pierce Monica’s ears but her dad won’t let me. #hecares #gooddaddy

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

When you’re trying really hard to be nice.

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

When you're just trying to see booty pictures but they won't loadddddd😫😫😫😫

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

BECAUSE EVERYONE IN HIGH SCHOOL SUCKSSSSS

[Carole Smith @surfboard02]

If you haven't changed as a person since high school

You probably fuckin suck