Alex T

Over the hill is immortality, take it, its yours!!!!!

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@markgoldbridge Dont why he would want to join a club that has destroyed the careers of good players instead of a one who has made players better e.g. Joelinton

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@LidlUK my reference is 33049755

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@LidlUK just found this sharp big piece of plastic in your cod fishcake

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@LidlUK Shocking customer service, highlighted issues with finding PLASTIC in a fishcakes and then mouldy naans. Numerous emails to customer service but no subsequent replies, not interested and totally devalued as a customer

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@IKEAUK Songe Mirror states on website is 130cm by 90cm. Mine is 128.5cm by 89cm so you need to change your site and no instructions what's with that?

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@AlexHorne Best thing we got in a tin was a tub of vapour rub with a use by for dec 92! Smelt stronger than the stuff you get today

[Alex T @surfer_al]

@gdavies office #Taskmaster kicks off tomo and Im the #Taskmaster any tips on what I should wear to give off #Taskmaster vibe. Our challenges

Bring the best thing in a tin

Write the shortest, best and most interesting news article

Take a photo of the funniest Swedish thing

[Alex T @surfer_al]

@AlexHorne the office version of #Taskmaster is underway. The three tasks are:

Bring the best thing in a tin

Write the best, most interesting and shortest news article

Take a photo of the funniest Swedish thing

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@StarbucksUK I have registered my card, where is my 13 stars your member of staff said I would Get?

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@benandjerrysUK huge disappointment on your chocolate fudge brownie #wich #EpicFail no brownie, tastless icecream & stale cardboard cookies

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Hello @SamsungMobile goodbye Apple #yesterday's-news

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@Matalan Gateshead guy charges twice for one item when till freezes up. How do we get money back? That's a second mistake in two days #awful

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@CrossCountryUK are the worst train company ever! Cancel trains left right and centre then back up trains are heaving #awful

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@sainsburys bought a 3-6m Peter rabbit dungaree set & doesn't fit my 3 month old! He's normal size. Can I get refund? Store don't stock!

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@peterkay_co_uk #carshare is flipping marvellous mate. Throughly enjoyed it

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

This month, get ready for 7 amazing sky watching opportunities—including a spring meteor shower https://t.co/CaSqLLkzJ5

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@prattprattpratt aka Star Lord amazing performance in #GotGVol2 you deserve an oscar. Looking forward to seeing you save the galaxy again

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

#NUFC LEAD! Christian Atsu clips an absolute beauty over the wall. Brought to you by @Screwfix. https://t.co/n4142P8psh

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@PandaExpress To the UK my friends, a great fortune awaits

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Brighton deserve the title, congratulations and well done Chris Hughton #nufc