Matt Schwartz

Bridging the gap between Euro and Hesh.

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@L_Chupacabra Jimmy Patronis?!?

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@supcat It used to me one, I’ve got one kicking around here somewhere that says “SurfLlama” on it that a friend gifted me

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@L_Chupacabra @resultsboy Or: https://t.co/ePotk9DVUI

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@keriwaters Indeed it was! Thanks Keri!

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@L_Chupacabra Because he has a shirt on?

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@3daydog I am pretty sure of the latter. “It will come eventually, hopefully before you leave for college.” Has become my line (she’s 11).

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@3daydog Desk for my daughter ordered in late July, current ETA is… January-ish.

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@DrankyDranks Amazing.

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@NativeSantaCruz Rad Santa Cruz specific stickers this election too!

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@Ge_Willi @3daydog @BlancoSuave 100% this is why I have two road bikes on my wall, the effort to deal with selling them is just not worth the troubles.

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@NativeSantaCruz You betcha! I feel like they starting leaning in for the 2020 with the candy chutes and it was so well received they escalate each year. The point feels like it’s become a halloween destination the last few years too.

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@cyclelicious He was also the Stanford Water Polo coach for 20+ years.

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@3daydog I have played this game, it’s terrible 0 out of 10.

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@3daydog I think the coffee has to be in a garden for max proletariat point.

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@L_Chupacabra I've put Easton Microfiber tape on a bunch of bikes lately pretty happy with it.

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@supcat @midnightdorifto Aluminium Piglet.

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@supcat I'm down to my last set of this kit... mainly holding on due to nostalgia it's not in great shape.

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@L_Chupacabra Ha! Did I send this to my Sicilian wife? Why yes, yes I did. Is she ignoring it? Yes, yes she is...