Surly Porg (he/him)

#FuckinEpicLittleDude Virginia squirrels are friendly. Also: pussies. Gimme your frigging nuts!

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

I am sorry. Just so so sorry. For everything.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

i'm not sure this is how they meant for me to beat him #archmage #Skyrim #NintendoSwitch

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

Dear Google: Stop fucking up all your apps. I used to like you.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

#Skyrim #NintendoSwitch

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

@FirstGentleman @AmazonMandy Yeah, turns out I'll never get to wield my evil father's laser sword to bring balance to the Force

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

So did I, with all my ADHD, miss something? what do I misunderstand?

(I'm loving the political complexity, I keep trying to describe the alliances and characters to my adult child and I think I don't clarify anything)

so, are these answers on the @SAChakrabooks web site?

3/3

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

so I am loving the Daevabad Trilogy. Halfway through _Empire of Gold_ but I realized I don't actually understand Suleiman's curse.

I get that the djinn/daeva were cursed, part of which was removing much of their magic. And these were the folks who submitted to Suleiman

1/?

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

But the Ifrit did not submit, and they retain their powers. But it seems implied they are cursed, too. what is the nature of their curse if they retain their abilities?

Further emphasized that Dara is freed from Suleiman's curse, so has Ifrit powers?

2/?

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[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

waiting for people with expertise in the law to discuss Thomas before I go off.

I think historically
he's been extremely partisan, but gotta be fair on a case by case basis

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

@stinkykatie @alvaro_bernart for the last 20 years or more

[Spectissa ⚔️✨💜 @spectissa]

Those who are in high demand are able to charge a LOT more for their models/work since they can only work with so many clients.

They are not ‘scamming people’ - they are charging what they are worth.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

@rj_cresswell ooo.... yeah. I want. I've loved Spelljammer since 2e first released it.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

@eBay @AskeBay And then, when you don't want to guzzle the kool-aid, they end the conversation. They won't provide details, or any information about the link.

I'm 900% sure this is to obstruct the user from actually getting any help.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

There's no information about https://t.co/3Ctmt0cBTL on the @ebay website, but it's the only way their social media accounts link to anything --- including an account authentication. They absolutely refuse to give the full address, even in DMs with @AskeBay -- this is sketchy AF

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@brewnhilda @litzabronwyn This is now the way I say it

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@jackgraham I keep forgetting to be bisexual.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

Probably true. But at least they were familiar once. Current GoP doesn't understand what the word "reality" even means.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

I'm just a person, sitting at work, trying not to cry.

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

@gnomedic I would suggest that maybe you were paying me too much

[Surly Porg (he/him) @surly_squirrel]

@mikeabrusci @dumbbeezie I don't want to "like" this because it makes me very sad.