jeff

the future’s uncertain and the end is always near.

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@RobTornoe @phillysport He deserved a better send off.

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@ClueHeywood I said the same thing. My wife did not appreciate it.

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@BoyYeetsWorld Post golf beer ✅

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@JimmyTraina This could be an evergreen tweet. Just remove the year.

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@ClueHeywood @WhiteHouse Hahaha. Burn…

…in hell.

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@NeverDotard @CapitolPolice It depends on whether the wire was sent ahead of the 3 p.m. deadline. Otherwise, it will have to wait until tomorrow. Banks, am I right?!?

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@ah_pod

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Retweet if you think the Expos should replace the Dodgers

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@PanasonicDX4500 Go Birds!

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@TerryFranconia Go Birds

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@JoshReynolds24 Go Birds

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

🦅 BIRDS GAMEDAY TRADITION 🦅

THE PLAYOFFS ARE HERE! LFG! If the Birds beat the Niners today, TWO PEOPLE will win a Birds jersey of their choice! To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24
3) Drop a Go Birds!

Winner selected Monday night! Go Birds!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Nobody messing with this trademark

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@JoshReynolds24 Go Birds!

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

🦅 BIRDS GAMEDAY TRADITION 🦅

Let’s close out the regular season in style with a W! If the Birds beat Washington today, someone will win a Birds jersey of their choice! To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24
3) Drop a Go Birds!

Winner selected Monday night! Go Birds!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

#WPMOYChallenge @jordan_mailata

RT ‼️‼️‼️

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

It's DOUBLE VOTE DAY so vote... just vote

1 RT = 2 Votes
#WPMOYChallenge x Jordan Mailata

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

DOUBLE VOTE DAY ‼️ RETWEET for a chance to win this football signed by Jordan Mailata.

#WPMOYChallenge X Jordan Mailata

Rules:   https://t.co/H7m4K1nrxR

[jeff @surlyjefe]

@MLB @Topps Birds beware!

[MLB @MLB]

A 1-of-1 Hall of Fame talent calls for a #1of1Day giveaway 🔥🔥🔥

Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Randy Johnson @Topps card.