ken, local gremlin

The Daedric Prince of Punching | they/them

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𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝙸 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏.

Letterboxd: https://t.co/Ggdmm4isrO
Writing Wrongs Podcast: @writewrongspod https://t.co/MbtF8Db5iR

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#dragonagetheveilgaurd

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Victor Arcane’s voice just does something to me ya know?

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If inside out was filmed in my head

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The white boy in me really wants to learn how to play chess

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How many milligrams of caffeine do I need to consume to feel alive once more?

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@jasmineiwm

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Everyday lately I am Akaashi Keiji in these panels

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My life rn

8:30AM-4:30PM: A proper adult who is competent at their job
4:30PM-12:00AM: 12 year old boy watching anime and Minecraft videos
12:00AM-2:00AM: unknown chaos being
2:00AM-7:30AM: passed out
7:30AM-8:30AM: incorporeal spirit wading between consciousness and the void

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I am but a simple man. I love me a rusty machine restoration video and when rocks go splash in da water

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Y’all ever get a teams message from a coworker that is so discombobulated that you have to get someone else to read it to makes sure you’re not the insane one?

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If playing D&D for the last decade has taught me anything it’s that I get to do one smart/cool thing every 2 or so years but the rest of the time I’m just an utter buffoon

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Don’t read #atyd and then watch prisoner of Azkaban unless you wanna cry

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Working in admin is 85% resisting the urge to start All Staff emails with “Alright you fuckers! Pay god damn attention!”

[pocketss @_pocketss]

thralls

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just became hyper aware of my tonsils at work today. hate that

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Welp…27th birthday wasn’t the best ngl :/

[🧸 dan 🧸 @marmaIade_boy_]

me opening my fridge at 11pm

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interviewer: "can you explain this gap on your resume?"

me: