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goddess lmao

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

I love it! https://t.co/kBZ8gl2Eb5

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@meganamram #thoughtcrime you have been reported.

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Life is a 100 mario challenge

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people who are making levels on Mario Maker right now = sadists

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to make things more interesting, play Street Fighter character select music when youre looking for something to watch on netflix

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Would anyone watch a show with Jeb and his sidekick Jebus? It'd be called Jeb and Jebus.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

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🙏 @davidelmaleh

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Thank you all for watching the #GOPDebate tonight. @julieklausner and I had a blast writing it.

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Cue ice cream jokes #GOPDebate

[Sam Reid @SamReidSays]

When you get completely shut down http://t.co/eYcwLe7OFc

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God grant me the serenity to poop, the courage to fart, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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@FeralAudio @ChelseaVPeretti i feel like these episodes are getting shorter and shorter

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every year twitter should hold a funeral for all the abandoned twitter accounts

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@theMMPodcast @billburr #TAMMP this thursday is the start of the second-half-of-the-year. could we possibly get a half-time peptalk/speech?

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according to http://t.co/e5eRUexuVV 12:00 am CDT this thursday is the half-way point of this year

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@danharmon #HarmontownWishList Gil Ozeri, Chelsea Peretti, Esther Povitsky, Mike Judge, Bill Burr

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@xD1x @TKbreezy @C9Mang0 @VGBC_GimR @dNidarina @SmashStudios1 you guys would get so many viewers if you persicoped this

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@ChelseaVPeretti theres more detail and depth when you have shadows. flash is harsh sometimes

[Matt Davies @MatttDavies]

Oy - Left off the link in my last tweet: http://t.co/dl3C1oRM60

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Let's revisit #NSYNC's hair highlights—'cause #ItsGonnaBeMay: http://t.co/RqsftDjjXK