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🏳️‍🌈Inhaling Maltesers and killing house plants for years. Vodka & Tonic, United and homosexuality. He/Him, now with added mental heath illnesses and glasses.

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@mkdir__m Oh we’ve known long before

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Juan Mata 😍
Still stunning

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@RinseHold @MetroUK Usually because it’s too old to fix

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@masterson_toni @marksandspencer @padarjaan1 Tell them Toni xx

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@FabrizioRomano Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out

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@DavidPaisley They have some?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Everybody at Manchester United is encouraged by Denmark’s update on Christian Eriksen following today’s abandoned friendly against Ukraine.

The club is sending strength and love to Christian and the Eriksen family as we await further news.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Rasmus Hojlund has joined Napoli on a permanent transfer.

Everyone at the club would like to wish Rasmus all the very best for the future ✊

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

[Skøtt @surreymanc]

@fergieweather @TorroUK @metofficeUK It was crazy last night

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@philp83 They will look out for him and make sure he’s ok

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@mradknight I’ve got a houseplant spray bottle full of cold water (kept in the fridge all day) and spray it in front of the fan. Cools down nicely

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@mufcMPB @EdTheRedMUFC Works both ways

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

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@mradknight Looks perfect

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

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@mradknight Just make sure you do the exercises if they give you some. They know when you haven’t lol

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Skøtt @surreymanc]

@90laurenquigley Yeah