Surrey Batman

Vigilante crime fighter to the middle classes. Lives in a top secret location. Waiting for the red phone to ring. Is not Ben Affleck. #surreyjusticeleague

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@Michael1979 I notice that they have recently announced a factual documentary based on the exploits of the Cobra Kai Dojo. Have you been consulted as a Creative Director?

https://t.co/npnwuU2Ajb

[Surrey Batman @surreysbatman1]

March 27th is approaching fast. How is the preparation going?

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@KarateBethany @bourgeoisalien Surely if @bourgeoisalien came last, the rest of us must have come first and jointly win the prize?

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Happy New Year @Michael1979

86 more days until the orange belt exam. Good luck 🤞🏼

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@Michael1979 @HansGrubertron Ouch. Burned
But good come back @Michael1979. You truly are a good man.

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@Michael1979 Do you have an official Christmas card this year?

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@Michael1979 Surprised not to see you nominated for this years Sports Personality of the Year.
But then Karate is massively under represented every year!

[Surrey Batman @surreysbatman1]

Waiting for my moment on #SPOTY.
And the winner is Surrey Batman.
Level 5.4 on the Bat-test doesn’t run itself!

#surreyjusticeleague

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@Michael1979 You are on fire
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Yearly Bat-ness test passed and celebrated in usual style with a Chinese
#surreyjusticeleague

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@Michael1979 If anyone can recover this it’s you. Think of all of the other investigative successes you’ve had. Become the hero you were born to be!

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@Michael1979 Sir. It is Karate’s gain.
#staystrong

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@Michael1979 Don’t give up. If I’d given up, I’d not have founded the #surreyjusticeleague. I can offer you some coaching but only on Thursday at 1253pm

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@Lulu_Blue2012 Onwards and upwards 💪🏼

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@Lulu_Blue2012 I keep pressing the “Withdraw Application” button but it doesn’t work ☹️

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@Allayhandra I saw this and thought of you.....

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@Michael1979 Care to explain?

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Another good news day for the #surreyjusticeleague

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@Lulu_Blue2012 Just remember the Surrey Batmobile isn’t allowed in the Congestion Zone.

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@JamesMelville I think most just want to be able to openly laugh at Alf Garnett and Bernard Manning again