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[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

No man is stingy, we just fear investing where others are harvesting for free

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Obado chose murder instead of child suppport. What a stupid man. Wewe ni billionaire na bado unaogopa a 25yr old campus kid ako na mtoi wako?

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Obado alimaliza sidechick juu ya kuogopa bibi because of that pregnancy.A man having all that money and running a democratic regime with an ageing wife that you even stopped seeing her naked is nuts.A young woman to scratch your back should be non-negotiable add to the kingdom.

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

My first time kufika Nairobi nikitoka ushago, I fell in love with 18 women at the same time, kila pande I looked I saw yellowyellow, and that's why I don't like that city.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

This life without connections can make you look like you are not serious.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Admission number ya highschool ndio imeshikilia password ya wasee wengi sana

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

Alcohol will never take you anywhere. That's why you can't find any alcoholic rich man.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Be careful who you open up to, mfs will learn your weakness and use that shit against you.

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

effervescence was such a goated answer in the chemistry questions😂

[Bois @wee_boiss]

Mi naye siwezi hurumia huyu Dem ata kama familia ilipata justice after 8yrs

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Unemployed skuizi mnafika locals mapema ndo baadaye muingie Al Capone kama zimeshika😂😂

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

I never understood why some people at work dislike you just because you keep to yourself.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Niliona msee flani anatumia dem yake 60K ya lunch tu, hehee wale watu tunacompete nao hapa nje hapana akiz

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

All these cooking skills and no woman to cook for.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Kama Ruto amesema ‘Our goons’ siku moja atasema wantam 😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Toothbrush yangu ndio mwingine anaitumia kutengeneza nayo baby hair kwa hiyo forehead yake kubwa inaka grenade. No wonder nimekua nikihara sana lately job.🤦🏽‍♂️

[Eric @amerix]

Learn to walk with some cash money in your pocket. It will save you a lot.

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

I used to have this girl . She would break up with her man, come cry with me, cuddle her the only thing she ever let me do was suck her breasts and finger her.

Never be friendzoned my brother

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Yaani Babu Owino time yake ya KCSE alicheki math paper iko na makosa and he was right. Hahhaha!

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Keeping everything to yourself and then showing up with a brand-new lifestyle has to be the greatest comeback.
This time, make it personal.