Susan

Delulu-ing my way through life

[Susan @susaneiy]

Did this for 3 days and I felt physically ill 🤮

Say no to gluttony guys..

[Susan @susaneiy]

About to eat 5,000 calories a day for the next 7 days 😊😊😊

[Susan @susaneiy]

Sommie would have been 30 today 🥹🕊️

[Susan @susaneiy]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Big Nenz ✨ @AdoraNwodo]

My 2025 wrapped 💕✨
- Led cross initiatives at work that gave me executive visibility and expanded my role @StackOverflow
- Led an SRE & Observability training for @BankOfAmerica
- Released my 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th book with top publichers @OReillyMedia & @WileyGlobal
- Wrote my 8th book. It’s my first collaboration (may get released in 2026 or 2027)
- Fell in love with a tall, bearded, handsome Anambra man
- Got into one of the best MBA schools in the USA (@UMich @MichiganRoss)
- Moved to Houston
- Designed my apartment and made it my most beautiful home
- Wrote a research paper on AI Agents & LLMs with my @GeorgiaTech professor (I now have 3 papers)
- Bought a 2026 Mercedes Benz GLC (paid in full)
- Served as an executive in residence for @mivauniversity
- Made really good money through consulting and passive income
- Travelled (Egypt, Rwanda, San Diego, New Orleans, New York, Michigan, Arizona)
- Made new friends
- Did more public speaking and received awards
- Launched courses on @LinkedIn Learning & @OReillyMedia
- Partnered with @MiroHQ as a creator
- Mentored Computer Science students at the University of Bristol, UK (@BristolUni)
- Flew business class to Lagos as a panelist for a @ZenithBank event
- Had straight EX's & A's in all my courses (MBA + MS) this year while juggling work and life (EX - exceptional grades in Ross because they don't do the letter grades system).
- Built consistency and systems that let me do hard things without burning out

There are a few more things that happened, but I’d probably share them in the new year and at the right time. Super excited for 2026 ✨🥹

[Susan @susaneiy]

My attempt at frying plantain came to naught today

..will try again tomorrow

[Susan @susaneiy]

This "Where Love Lives" movie on YouTube is more interesting than the Stranger Things episode they released today

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[Susan @susaneiy]

About to eat 5,000 calories a day for the next 7 days 😊😊😊

[Ole @omolemo_tsk]

Next time, try telling them you don’t know and you’re willing to learn. You’re not expected to know everything. You’re gonna miss out on opportunities if you keep doing this. Give yourself a chance.

[Susan @susaneiy]

Hate to break it to you but it will. You consented to the company using your data in any way they see fit.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

I hope this over sharing with ChatGPT will not come to bite us in the ass.

[☆ @seadave1a]

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

[Susan @susaneiy]

Looking forward to building the sexiest back in 2026 🙏🏾

[Susan @susaneiy]

So no Christmas hair for me 😩

[Susan @susaneiy]

It's Dec 23rd and the wig I ordered since Dec 11th is still yet to arrive 😩😭

[Susan @susaneiy]

The calculator app is probably the most used app on my phone 🤣🤣

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Y'all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS

[PAZ✨ @PazqalEriq]

Ive stopped being offended by this. Asking for help isnt easy please.

[Ayo Sogunro @ayosogunro]

Lagos somehow manages to combine the infrastructural dysfunction of a developing country with the premium expenses of a developed country.

[Susan @susaneiy]

Shoutout to caterers/chefs for carrying the holiday season on their backs 👏🏾👏🏾

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[Ese thee nutritionist @itschargiee]

The ideology that Nigerian foods are unhealthy

Let it end in 2025🙏🏾