susie🐶

a dog-loving lesbian 🏳️‍🌈

[Yeezyrih @Yeeezyrih]

Kanye 😭

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

My dog is either currently annoying the hell out of me or I am currently annoying the hell out of my dog there is no in-between.

[susie🐶 @susclues]

A Leo shared trauma is not having your locker decorated in high school 😔

[club mate @mgnmnwtz]

I love that my dog wears a necklace with my cell phone number on it

[Charli @charli_xcx]

keep streaming miss yuck… i swear theres something special about her… https://t.co/ANeBjFOBU7

[Ben Taylor @punk_is_bread]

A lot of women will say they're witchy and just mean they're into crystals etc which feels disrespectful to real halloween style witches. IMO you shouldn't talk like that unless you live in a swamp and bake naughty little boys into a jam roly poly

[eliza @elizamclamb]

Happy 420 to those who smoked weed every single day in high school but now cannot take a hit without experiencing schizoaffective delusions 💖 you are seen

[e taylor @erinisaway]

you come to me on the day britney spears is pregnant and you ask me for a favor

[susie🐶 @susclues]

@mercuryfool What about Hoot and a half….

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

Valid criticism of millennials

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Just broke the news to my 11 year old son. Never seen him break down like that. Non-stop screaming and crying for the last 45 minutes. Haven’t seen him this upset since the 2016 election. Saying a prayer for you Hill, you’ve got this 👊.

[James @CaucasianJames]

3 years later. fellas remember to stay patient

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

sorry I haven’t texted you back in a month. the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters.