Susan

I'm a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl. Mostly here to giggle at Phillies and Big Brother tweets tbh. 1 like = 1 giggle

[Susan @susizzle]

@clitlord77 crushing mcdonald's. he's locked in

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can anyone confirm if bryce still has his teeth? #phillies

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"how soon is now?" as kepler's walk up song hits pretty hard #phillies

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@mindyisser i live nearby in a similar (not redone) house and want to knock on their door to ask who did their renovations so bad

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truly can't tell if the tweets of imminent doom on my feed are in response to the presidential debate or phillies injuries

[Susan @susizzle]

The man who raised me

[Mr. Thing (illusion panel hater) @beyonceseyelid]

Michael Kors and his acid tongue

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the interpolation of landslide is insane. my whole body clenched on that first high note. the BLEND!!!! #iimostwanted #actii

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wondering how long until i'm finally able to spell privilege without using spellcheck. still struggling after almost 35 years on this earth and see no end in sight

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@ArcainiLuke @ToddZolecki i was at all 3 of these games! can't wait for baseball to be back

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@jermlikespie I WANT TO PLAY

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@PhilliesMaestro blister in the sun!!!

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@AH_Pod @zp_014

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@jermlikespie thought somehow this tweet was about jenna lyons

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@jermlikespie (bc he is)

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i hate baseball

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I LOVE THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES. #RedOctober #RingTheBell

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@AH_Pod he is activated

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@byalexcoffey i'm up in the 300 level and i saw it immediately!!!!

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@_piccone i've been wondering where the diet raspberry went!!! now i'm sad

[Susan @susizzle]

guys. we really did fix trea turner lmao #Phillies #RingTheBell