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bein this fresh i swear to god it a curse to me

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@MMydw60280 .

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This country is absolutely bonkers

[Winsley Nicole @WinsleyMelan]

As the Gentrification turns 🙃⚜️

[Iglꙩꙩghost @IGLOOGHOST]

I LEFT CHINA THROUGH CHENGDU AIRPORT TODAY. AT THE IMMIGRATION SECURITY CHECK, THERE’S A GIANT LED SCREEN SHOWING A LOOPING VIDEO WITH ISHOWSPEED SAYING “THIS IS CHINA BABY!!! TURN UP!!!”

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Is the federal government begging Iran to not attack the United States on Twitter dot com?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Statement from Secretary of State Marco Rubio

“Tonight, Israel took unilateral action against Iran. We are not involved in strikes against Iran and our top priority is protecting American forces in the region. Israel advised us that they believe this action was necessary for its self-defense. President Trump and the Administration have taken all necessary steps to protect our forces and remain in close contact with our regional partners. Let me be clear: Iran should not target U.S. interests or personnel.”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!

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I sold a guy something on Facebook marketplace for 25 bucks and after he handed me 25 dollars he counted out 3 singles and patted me on the back saying “this is for you buddy”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

This was so wonderful, 9 years ago today!

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

You are 28 years old spending a salary that could be used raising a child on Ubers and paying for drinks on Hinge dates. Maybe that's what you want but I just had to make sure you knew.

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Dude killed the pope 💀

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I just learned of the passing of Pope Francis. My heart goes out to the millions of Christians all over the world who loved him.

I was happy to see him yesterday, though he was obviously very ill. But I’ll always remember him for the below homily he gave in the very early days of COVID. It was really quite beautiful.

May God rest his soul.

https://t.co/Tnrc3n7a69

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I’m connected with the General Managers of brawl stars and clash of clans on LinkedIn

[gabe @allgarbled]

I explained what a SQL join is to a sales guy and he said it seemed “awesome” and “really useful”

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How do you get robbed in wrigleyville 💀

[Southport Corridor Chicago @SouthportCor]

Editorial: Chicago's late-night bar scene feels increasingly unsafe https://t.co/VYow7oCg9J

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

In 2004 you'd go on one annual vacation with your wife and she'd take 4 photos of you total the whole trip and they all looked like this. And that was enough.

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VScode is free I have 3 instances of it on the worktop on accident

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

This audit was repeated at the Department of Labor. Initial results:

- 380 Microsoft 365 licenses with zero users
- 128 Microsoft Teams conference room licenses; only installed in 30 rooms
- 250 VSCode licenses; only using 33
- 129 Photoshop licenses; only using 22.
- 5 cybersecurity licenses, each with > 20k seats; DOL headcount is < 15k

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Other white men look at me like I’m an alien when I mention I’m not interested in people beat the shit out of eachother on my TV in my free time

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I’m on fire then

[foks @ExaltedFoks]

Aura farming examples:
- Not taking pictures of a nice dinner
- Leather gloves
- “My phones not on me right now”
- Using cash
- Smiling at strangers like you already know each other
- Recognizing jazz artists
- Cashmere, wool, linen blends

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Not to lib out but this is actually crazy

[JD Vance @JDVance]

For the sake of both of our kids? Grow up.

Racist trolls on the internet, while offensive, don't threaten my kids. You know what does? A culture that denies grace to people who make mistakes. A culture that encourages congressmen to act like whiny children.

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Swipe to type used to actually work and now it just wholly does not

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Late Friday night in Osaka we ran into like 20 teenagers ciphering in a park

They said there favorite rappers were Tupac and biggie show we showed them glokk40spaz