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Zookeeper. Fanson. Perv. WWE Nerd.

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Why aren't more people raving about @VancityJax performance on the Affair? He was genius in the latest episode! We aint in Dawson's Creek no more bitch!

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Can we all just collectively punch basic bitches in the snatch for wanting to see the new #MammaMia movie?

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I just jizzed my pants
#Fallout76

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I just heard Tom Hardy speak. He's British?!..... I'm 98% less attracted to him now.
#leastattractiveaccent #mightstillsitonhisface

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Who's ready for #GoT tomorrow? Also wasn't this one of the greatest fucking moments in all of #GoT? #JonissickafofyourshitRamsay

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Cody just totally redeemed himself with his post eviction interview with Julie Chen! WTF! #BB19 #notreallyatotalprick!

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Finally just watched #WWE24 @FinnBalor -what a talented and passionate person- fucking inspiring isn't he? #Balorclub #balorclubnerdforever

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@StrngEngh2Brk This is amazing. Congrats!

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Sanity are basically Wyatt crackheads. @WWEBrayWyatt #NXTTakeOver #NXTTakeOverChicago

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@wholelottalace Omg i said the exact same thing.

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Ok can we talk about how HOT Justin Theroux is in The Leftovers??! What a piece! #MrAniston #HBO #theleftovers #lovinthebeard

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@ReneeYoungWWE I love your coat! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! #Payback #WWEPayback

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I bet no one has ever hate fucked @Sethrogen.

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Who are The Chainsmokers and should I care? #stilllisteningto90stop40

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My heart! *sigh* fuck you Jinder! https://t.co/TPjyucPQ3x

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#NetFlixOriginal you have done it again! What a brilliant series! Stop whatever bullshit you're watching now and watch this. #13ReasonsWhy

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Props to #SDLive for distracting us from Nakamura's debut with a funny Cena parody and then BAM! Moose Knuckle Nakamura.

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The WWE Universe just collectively lost their shit!! And so did I!! #RAWaftermania. #WelcomeBackFinn @FinnBalor

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Jericho injured? Needs a fill in? Hooooolllyyy Shit. #FinnBalor AND #SethRollins TOGETHER???

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Is anyone else as disappointed with the events of last night's @girlsHBO? Just get back together already!! #Hadam #AdamandHannah4eva