Doobie Lewis

Stalks my phone -
8 time jellybean jar counting loser - Enjoys long romantic drives to Arby's

[Doobie Lewis @LilDonkeyButt]

My happy place changed its locks and won't give me my shit back

[Doobie Lewis @LilDonkeyButt]

@DezBryant Right. Instead of watching TV shows like "16 and Pregnant," I'd rather spend time watching something like "25 and Made It."

[Doobie Lewis @LilDonkeyButt]

@isabellaleemilf You can't help it can you? You are a very sexy woman.

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@TamiDaBushPilot @Miss_Kris85 I don't think that's her name

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@PwrFulWmn @wineoclock39 Brilliant

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@Boss_Lady0888 It's that there are no rules

[Sherlocked @BacMacon]

Don’t interrupt me disturbing you at work.

- teens

[Tequila Girl 🇪🇸 @my_silly_tweets]

Before Twitter, I used to kill time by writing sarcastic replies on Yahoo! Answers.

[Antonella212 (Instagram) @NYorNothing]

I slept through all 26 alarms
- my autobiography

[Doobie Lewis @LilDonkeyButt]

@NYorNothing Hahaha

[Antonella212 (Instagram) @NYorNothing]

He texts me the eggplant emoji every couple weeks when he's drunk

- a modern day love story

[𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢🍉 @fleurkenloathe]

Adulthood is just varying states of panic at things you've forgotten to do or pay.

[Doobie Lewis @LilDonkeyButt]

@tanbotha24 @MsSkarsgaard Get on that shit. I suggest a snorkel

[Seamus McKracken 🦑 🎸 @seamusmckracken]

I have survived 2 redheads.

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

I’m not saying I drink too much caffeine but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death.

[Piney @TheRealPiney]

Good morning everyone except the people doing the speed limit in the passing lane.......

FUCK YOU!!!