*Lady V*

Boobs, Beards, Bacon,
Bruce Springsteen💖
Gryffindor 😎
Here to fuck shit up.
Fuck off.

[*Lady V* @tanbotha24]

My face is all over New York and I can prove it.

[whiskeykisses🇺🇸 @whiskey_dreams_]

suck it and fuck it

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall

[Not Hot. Not Bothered. @hunbothered]

Get in, each and every one of you, we’re going to a dive bar to drink cheap beer and play the fuck out of a jukebox.

[*Lady V* @tanbotha24]

Cheers Motherfuckers.

[*Lady V* @tanbotha24]

@occupied_stall You want me to Frank 😎

[𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 @SummerSongGirl]

My tits never fall out of my tank top in bed because I sleep naked

[whiskeykisses🇺🇸 @whiskey_dreams_]

I’ll so chase you if I wanna fuck you bad enough

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

if she’s got your back & laughs at all your jokes don’t fuck it up, dummy.

[Adrian @adrianmyreality]

Twitter- Have you ever slept with a married man?

Me- Never, just ask my husband.

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

If you're going to *correct my tweet make sure you're not stupid first.

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

Imagine meeting someone who makes promises and keeps them

Wild

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Why they don't play Alice In Chains "Down in a Hole"at funerals is fucking beyond me ....

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be men that wear shark tooth necklaces at 40.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't live in glass houses. That's stupid.

[AstroGirl 🌜💨✨ @RachieRach429]

Does anyone actually 69 anymore?

[*Lady V* @tanbotha24]

Ladies, there should be no reason for you to bow your head, other than the fact that you need to admire your shoes.

[Ava @avainwordland]

I hate it when I’m trying to make tea and accidentally summon a demon.