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@Roostersbak @KING5Seattle This is the only thing you can think about? Did someone pour dish soap in your skull?

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@posting_forever 3 and I’m getting spit roasted!!

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@altmadaf This is kind of a reactionary impulse from me but him obeying vulgar demands like that makes me think that he has no dignity

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@MassJumbo Relevant clip from a really good movie https://t.co/Mqghww06RT

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@SweatieAngle Johnny Rockets IS fascist

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@regimiro_ The subjects of both shots are backlit from the sun even though they’re facing each other?

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@ArtJbing Looks great but not nearly bloated enough

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@alexnpress I thought the NY Post was the press wing of the NYPD? What’s happening?

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@ettingermentum Making a Mt Rushmore with four Nixons of various temperaments

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@halomancer1 Conspiracy theorists don’t wanna work anymore. Back in the day they would be writing a 100+ page cryptonomicon explaining how this is all connected to the Nazis, Michael Jordan, and Machu Picchu.

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@AMobOfDucks @HaSeongsRim 1. You can do that on a train, plane, or bus, which all have dramatically lower accident rates than cars.

2. The majority of car trips in the US are less than 6 miles long. The vast majority of people drive alone.

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@TradWife2049 They dump a cooler full of milk over your head

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@boygrrI No one ever talks about how the planes probably suffered too. Maybe even more than the buildings

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@FoodPornPhotos Too much meat and could use some pickles

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@MatthewBorgard @agraybee “Interesting idea, but I raised two real shit boys. What’s your solution for that one?”

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@josiahhughes Are you a teacher? No? Then you have no idea what kind of torture you need to enact to successfully manage a high-behavior classroom. Even a simple acid-in-eyeballs trick will do wonders.

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@NotPotBol Concept: every American citizen has to refine pig iron in their backyard

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@proletarat Divorce is the only way forward it seems. Or execution for the old timer

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@lmNOTcatholic Fry qualities: salt, starch, slight coating of fat
Ideal sauce qualities: acidic, sweet, savory (why ketchup is the classic choice)

But there are other sauces with similar qualities

A BBQ place I went to recently had a peach mustard sauce that I dipped fries in. It was lovely