Very disappointed that the Nigerian whose English I offered to improve after he told me (whilst masquerading as my friend Janas) I'd won ยฃ62,000 called me mental. In Yoruba, mind. Me!? I wasn't the one trying to embezzle money out of hapless innocents! Cheek.
Quote from tonight's drinks party with the neighbours: '...and I woke up the next morning and had to go and collect all my clothes, which were strewn all the way up the road to the house...'
Yessirree... we know how to party up the hilly part of Crieff...
First reviews of NINE LIVES are in, and I have to say I'm liking the look of them so far... (will pay you later, kind reviewers! ;-p)
You can still get your Kindle copy for 99p, but that price ends tomorrow... don't miss out! :D https://t.co/1vWwiSnZTg
La Famille Belier. A remarkable and uplifting story that will leave you reaching for the Kleenex, or an insult to the deaf community, as claimed by Rebecca Atkinson here: https://t.co/LYmMjc2JOq?
Maybe both, but I loved, loved, loved it. https://t.co/dY2K69xrCb
You're running late to meet someone. Do you: 1) Take ten minutes to fix your bed head hair and slap on some slap, or 2) Fly out of the house looking like you've been dragged through the proverbial hedge and risk scaring animals and small children? Asking for a friend... ;-p
Latest blog, with news on my new business venture idea, a publishing house that puts control back in the author's hands, is HERE, if you're interested... https://t.co/xMFmkpTyhl
And today Nine Lives is sitting at 38 in the >horror>ghost rankings. This is hilarious! Should I tell Amazon it's not a horror read??? (It's also 99p for another six days...) https://t.co/KltzQEjokL