@designersaas Until a 1-star email arrives and also some messages from customers blaming your app that Shopify went down and Shopify have removed the outage info from their status page so the customer doesn’t believe you 😝
Shopify apps are literally a rollercoaster haha
Not got much adoption yet. Not the easiest to show how useful it can be for merchants. The idea started when I owned the Fileflare app and merchants would blame us if Shopify went down, so this gives them instant insight as to what the issue is. Also, it retains Shopify’s outage history because Shopify delete it from their status page shortly after resolving which makes it seem like it never happened to merchants!
@faridmovsumov Lol, they need to install Blimey so they get notified it’s a shopify issue and not yours. I don’t miss those emails from merchants blaming us for Shopify’s mistakes 😝
If you have my Blimey Shopify app installed on your Shopify store, you would have received an email as soon as it went down.
Meaning you can quickly turn off your ad spend before it costs you money.
https://t.co/hXemPij827
@patjakubik I would be surprised if any Shopify staff help you. I’ve been completely ignored over the years for things like this. The whole Shopify review system is pathetic.
@hohomelodic@Shopify@ShopifyDevs@Shopify review system is pathetic. I know of so many bad actors who get away with everything. One of the reasons I sold up and left Shopify. Reviews need to stop beig such a strong ranking factor, it needs revamped!
@fraxool Most people cheat the system, that��s why they get more 😕 @Shopify let them get away with it. Especially BIG digital downloads, he cheats the terms massively.
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0. Sleep is the world's most powerful drug.
1. Be in your bed for 8 hours
2. Same bedtime every night, any time before midnight
3. Don’t eat right before bed
4. Calm foods for dinner
5. No screens 1 hour before bed
6. Avoid added sugar (be aware it’s in everything)
7. Avoid all things in an American convenience store
8. Avoid fried foods
9. Shoes off at the door
10. Eat whole foods, particularly veggies fruits nuts legumes berries
11. Walk a little after meals or air squats
12. Get your heart rate high routinely
13. Lift heavy things
14. Stretch daily
15. Water pik, floss, brush, tongue scrape, morning and night
16. Make an effort to drink water
17. Get sunlight when you wake up (UV is low)
18. Protect skin in midday sun
19. Stand up straight
20. See at least one friend once a week
21. Avoid plastic where you can (in all things)
22. Circulate air in rooms
23. When stressed, breathe, learn to calm your body
24. Go to the dentist
25. Avoid sitting for long times
26. Protect your hearing, the world is too loud
27. Alcohol is bad for you
28. Finish coffee before noon
29. Avoid bright lights after sunset
30. If obese, look into a GLP
31. Sleep in a cold room
32. Texting while driving is dangerous
33. Turn off all notifications
34. Limit social media use
35. Don’t smoke anything
36. If you struggle to sleep, read a physical book before bed
37. 1 hour before bed have a calm wind down routine: bath, read, light walk, listen to music
38. The body is a clock and loves routine. Have a daily morning and evening schedule.
39. Avoid long distance travel where you can
40. Baby steps first: incorporate new things slowly
41. Do less… most things don’t work.
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@karri_tweets@liam_at_shopify It’s funny co I’ve reported many like this over the years but @Shopify literally don’t give a shit. Bad actors still continue for years onwards.
@DavisPaipa@Shoptankio Interesting. So how does your app push a store higher in chartgpt results? coz usually sponsored results or relevance is key to showing up more in results i would imagine. Im interested coz i would install it on stores, but not sure as of yet