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I don't always roll joints... but when I do, they're my ankles.

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@srndn Hit her with that venmo request 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Just came back to remind y’all I’m a bad bitch and I need this jacket. Bye again!

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@deegashe @RyMcGinley @colejacks0n

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Hi. I deleted Twitter back in January and I do not regret it. I just came here to say that losing your mom fucking sucks, and life is hard without her. See ya.

[bay @baycheyann]

bro I’m so stressed out about our world right now it’s literally making me throw up LMAO :-)

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I start school on Monday and I have absolutely zero idea how financially responsible I’m gonna be for it.
Help. SOS. I’m stressed.

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Hahahaha I love being absolutely riddled with paralyzing anxiety. 🙃

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@karitooturnt

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Please?

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@skskskygirl hated. not hater. 🙄

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@skskskygirl Don’t know if you’re on season 1 or 2 but if you’re on 2, I love Forty even though he’s such a hater character 🤷🏻‍♀️ so I feel.

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@karitooturnt Also I am not a hair stylist lmao however I feel like I have 2.5 years worth of salon cred!

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@karitooturnt This person probably isn’t a hair stylist 😒

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The other day I heard someone say that Mac Miller didn’t change the rap game at all, and honestly I’m still laughing.

[Owen @TheOwenMyers]

Quick, just blend in😏

[Be Resilient @GabiPereverziev]

If you live in Santa Maria or Orcutt, this is one of the sweetest, hardest working Mama’s I know! It would mean the world to her and her community of customers that LOVE her if you could go buy a donut and support! The Golden Donut locates 4850 a Bradley Rd

#SupportMamaLay

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I know about the devil in your bloodstream, and I know that the ghosts still visit nightly.

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Some mornings you just have to put on some throwback Mayday Parade and scream the songs in your car. It’s exciting.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Reminders for 2020:
-wear sunscreen
-pee after sex
-VOTE!
-reverse racism isn’t real
-$18 salads aren’t worth it
-expensive toilet paper IS worth it
-loneliness is never a good reason to be in a relationship
-you have a really nice butt