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they call me Susan, that’s not my name (she/her)

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There’s always THAT scene in rom-coms where the two best friends try to spill major tea in the middle of a yoga class, but they’re making too much noise so the instructor keeps glaring at them. Iconic, honestly.

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@jonoelle_beamer Can I retweet it 10 times?? Because you need this

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@modrodc Yessssssssssssssss can I be one of your skeleton backup dancers

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BRB crying and listening to marjorie by Taylor Swift

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Don’t ask me how grad school is going unless you want to see me cry about comps

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@mayleewaylee This is my favorite time of year

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@jonoelle_beamer Where’s my treat? I’ve been a very brave little girl

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@jonoelle_beamer I feel like we should definitely get it early, for good behavior you know?

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@jonoelle_beamer Omg same. Only hot girls have panic attacks on January 1.

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@modrodc also, You + So Long Dearie = LEGENDARY

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@jonoelle_beamer I’m still pretending that doesn’t exist 🤠

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Grad school has really made me want to write 20 page generic analyses about random crap like Christmas movies and episodes of the Bachelorette, for FUN. Please send help.

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@cbricearmstrong retweet

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@jonoelle_beamer Time flies when you’re constantly dodging mental breakdowns

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Maybe Berries and Cream will be our Always.

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Today’s mood: blasting “I Got Nerve” by Hannah Montana to feel something

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Time to play another round of everyone’s favorite high-stakes game: Do I put on eye makeup or am I going to cry today?

Only time will tell

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@jonoelle_beamer The poor baby 🥺

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Have I been listening to “Lost in the Woods” from Frozen 2 for the last 30 minutes on loop? Maybe so, but it’s the knockoff 80s angst ballad of my dreams and I have no shame about that

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@Hayllloo “Stay fresh, Scott”