I like my casio

Champagne taste, lemonade money.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Why is the end of the cereal the tastiest part? It just mixes with the milk for absolute bliss.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Absurd. This ‘unbiased’ BBC article is just a journalist complaining about her broken Samsung phone in, I believe, hopes that they’ll ask her to be a long term tester of the latest.
This is a minor example but BBC articles are so often clearly skewed now. https://t.co/FHgghGIw0b

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s 22:50. Remember the days when you’d be getting ready to go out now? Some people are going out and aren’t even NEARLY READY yet. Imagine that. Doesn’t bear thinking about.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Whhaaaatttt

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

113 million-year-old dinosaur track exposed by severe drought
https://t.co/3RLCwL2MaS

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Does anyone know how to turn off entire topics on twitter? I have zero interest in seeing any football related stuff but I can’t mute every team and people rarely write football in their tweet.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Yas Queen 👑

[The Sun Showbiz @TheSunShowbiz]

Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu has signed a deal for more than £1million – the biggest endorsement in Love Island’s history

https://t.co/UWJcFgPJON

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

if you see something* say something**

* cows
** ”cows”

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

@Independent Are you saying that a news channel is distraught?

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

@BuzzFeed Erm what? This feels weird. Why do you think a ‘smash’ or ‘pass’ game would be okay? It wouldn’t be okay to do to women so don’t do it to men either.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

@Kirstie1701 @IAmBenAnderson 🙋‍♀️

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

@SteveDoherty1 Also, why do the royals even get this done anymore? We have cameras. No need to sit for portraits a la Henry 8th et al.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

👽

[BreezyScroll @BreezyScroll]

Radio signal coming from another galaxy detected by scientists
https://t.co/Gq5bKlDFp8

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

Here is Boris Johnson writing about the predicament he finds himself in, and why he still can’t bring himself to resign.

It’s surprisingly honest and insightful. Possibly because he wrote it in 2006, about Tony Blair.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Brilliant

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The first ever Corgi Derby race in Musselburgh, Scotland was neck-and-neck as the dogs approached the finish line, the result too close to call in the chaos.

Judges eventually called the win for Georgie, with Paddy in second place.

More videos here: https://t.co/hhDQuQ1top

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Looking forward to, I dunno, stealing somebody’s bag later and if caught, just repeating “I take full responsibility for this” as I walk away, carrying the bag.

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Here’s another one - https://t.co/CgB9XJojXZ

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Arseholes. The lot of them· please sign.
They should be given the boot but at least must resign. #Partygate https://t.co/nj24XwyWZ5 https://t.co/ptxAs9gHXw

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

The important questions need answers.

[fredesque @FredTaming]

does an octopus need a shirt with 8 sleeves or pants with 8 legs i'm freaking out

[I like my casio @suzanne_muses]

Excellent work by the @adidas marketing team. Maximum impact 👌👌

Also wtf, posters banned because (one reason) it might be seen by children? Must we be reminded what breasts are for?!!?

Adidas sports bra adverts banned over bare breasts https://t.co/lT3otvIMjY