suz

mostly haikus now. she/her

[suz @suzannekbach]

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sorry, looking back
the cowboy emoji was
not appropriate
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[suz @suzannekbach]

My Playlist, My Rules: A Haiku
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sometimes the playlist
only has one song in it
listen and move on!
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[suz @suzannekbach]

You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands

[suz @suzannekbach]

I am reading 6 books concurrently atm, which unfortunately means I am making no real progress anywhere. sad

[suz @suzannekbach]

Do you tell the person manning the dressing room that everything worked out great and then go put all of the clothes back where you got them from yourself or do you live in a world of peace

[suz @suzannekbach]

I still have knee pain from overdoing it with Rasputin on Just Dance back in 2011. you know the part I’m talking about

[suz @suzannekbach]

I am still operating under the bird. Not many ppl know this but evading the X update is actually what the Hunger Games was based on - good luck

[suz @suzannekbach]

Dancing to Got Me Started at 8am before sitting down for another camera-off day at my soul crushing 9-5. Thank u for the morsel Troye

[suz @suzannekbach]

Something that terrifies me is encountering a spider with someone I don’t know very well and not knowing if they’re the “release outside” type and are going to be appalled if I kill it. It’s something we should be revealing about ourselves early on imo.

[suz @suzannekbach]

last night my couch started moving beneath me. Naturally, I got up & grabbed the broom - ready to start SWINGING at some kind of creature. The fact that I was more willing to believe there was a RACCOON in my apt than that there was an earthquake is worrying but not surprising

[suz @suzannekbach]

Living in an apartment building with only a few units is nice because I know my neighbors. It also means I must listen closely at my front door to make sure the coast is clear before taking out a full container of spoiled salad greens. In all parts of life there is balance

[suz @suzannekbach]

I imagine Spotify daylist would be very cool if I did not listen to the same 5 songs for weeks on end

[suz @suzannekbach]

Technology is Tired Too: A Haiku
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Sometimes, every app
On my phone is running and
I don’t know for months
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[suz @suzannekbach]

Neighbor has been listening to Phoebe Bridgers on repeat for 2 days now. Starting to think I should check in…

[suz @suzannekbach]

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maybe I do not
really need all of these tabs
guess we’ll never know
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[suz @suzannekbach]

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The price of eggs? Up.
And the price of chicken? Down.
For dinner? Tofu.
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[suz @suzannekbach]

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how did i end up
managing to get yogurt
everywhere again?
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[suz @suzannekbach]

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when will I learn that
it's ok to leave the store
without bananas?
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[Shaundai Person @shaundai]

Pro tip: use clickbait commit messages to get your teammates to review your code faster

git commit -m “First she noticed a bug in production. What happens next will SHOCK you!”

[suz @suzannekbach]

Hmmmm kinda getting tired of being an absolute idiot…is there perhaps…another option?