suzmagooz

the musings and secret thoughts of a cheese loving, wine drinking, feminist, wanna-be hippy mother of two. oh & i really love cats {and all four legged species}

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

My heart is broken for France. There are just no words. 💔

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

coffee in the morning is far more exciting with a toddler. The game is to a) not let it spill as he jumps on me & b) not let it get cold ☕️

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Canadians are shocked by tonight's attack in Nice. Our sympathy is with the victims, and our solidarity with the French people.

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

I said to myself "I'm not gonna drink tonight.". But I have decided to now drink tonight. #thursdayisthenewmonday

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

When you are monitoring an intense surgery and your husband comes by and makes faces on the glass window #tryingnottolaugh #manchild

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

You know when you have hit bat shit crazy when you are walking around killing flies humming the jaws theme song.

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

Twitter, for me, is like a relationship I'm just not that into but keep going back to for lack of better things out there. #imback #sorry

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

This cd. ericchurchmusic never fails to astound me. Bringing country… https://t.co/KevM6WDPT9

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Massive forest fires breaking out in Alberta, thoughts are with those in Fort McMurray. Stay safe everyone. #ymmfire

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

Drinking our $80 aged scotch for our anniversary tonight. It's disgusting. It tastes like every regretted night of my past.

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

Since going on my diet and exercise regime, my thoughts consist of how I will get my next work out in & my incredible desire for pizza 💪🏼>🍕

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

I should probably note that I accidentally shot my 9 year old son with a nurf gun, not the 2 year old. *see previous tweet*

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

When ur playing nurf wars with your son and you accidentally shoot your son in the face with the nurf gun and split his lip #momfail

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

Also my cat rubbed all over me and got hair in my coffee but I'm not even mad and not gonna lie, I'm going to still drink it. #noshame

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

It's 8am and I've already watched, on repeat, 4 episodes of the "rawr pa pa" (dinosaur paw patrol) with my sick baby. TGFcoffee 🙏🏼☕️

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

@_likethereef I love youuuuu 💕 and baby corny of course 👶🏼

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

What better way to get back at your cheating hubby than to bash him in your album that will probs go platinum. #Beyonce

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

The sound of my snoring cat is actually quite soothing.

[suzmagooz @suzkoert]

Enjoying this sunshine, allowing my albino Canadian legs to get some much needed sun ☀️

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Religion is about having faith beyond what u can know or see & yet so many use religion to hate & discriminate those they don't know or see