Diary of a frustrated Mason - Day 96
The wife has explained that the house is not going to be a masonic hall, and that I’d better agree, or death would be the consequence of my refusal. She has a way with words. I have a way with the winning of the raffle!
Diary of a frustrated Mason - Day 95
The cat is out of the bag, and I’m not talking about the Senior Deacon. The wife has found out about the change of use application. The dog is not happy that I’m in his house again. Still, I won the kennel raffle.
Diary of a frustrated Mason - Day 92
Have applied to The council for change of use for our cottage to a Masonic Hall. I think the wife will be pleasantly surprised when she finds out. Can’t wait to see her face. It’ll be like she’s won the raffle - which I did last night.
Diary of a frustrated Mason - Day 84
I am on visiting cold turkey right now. I really miss visiting. It comes to something when the wheelie bin goes out more than you do.
Tried to raffle off my PrGHClaG rank in the raffle, but won it back!
Diary of a frustrated Mason - Day 74
Got my old B̶a̶r̶b̶i̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶l̶l̶s̶ Action Man figures from the loft, dressed them in mini aprons and white gloves - then held an initiation ceremony. Why is my wife looking at me that way? The Action men entered the raffle .... which I won.
I’m so looking forward to the return of Have I Got News For You tonight. It’s an experimental technique and I guess might be bumpy, but *whatever it’s like* I think it’s so great they pushed through and did it. Proud to live in a country where making jokes is essential work!
Members are putting teddy bears in their front windows to be spotted by children on their daily walk with parents making the lockdown period more fun! #teddybearhunt