Sarah Pond

Just a Rhode Island girl, living in a Disney world! 🎀🍷🐶🌺

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Hello Twitter, I’m back because I just learned that both Blink 182 and Green Day released albums before I was born. I literally can not fathom this information. I had no idea 🤯.

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I miss the Christmas season 🥺

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But I guess this means that our gentle parenting is getting through somehow 😂

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My toddler while working through some big angry emotions just said “it’s not a consequence it’s a conversation.” It took all I had to not spit my water out and start laughing 😂

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The holidays do a great time reminding me that I don’t own nearly enough red and green.

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@Ballantynebeat Like usually whatever comes after that statement is not positive so you’re not making them want kids.

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Thought of the night. Why are people surprised that millennials and gen z want to be DINK’s? Half the time when you bring up children the negatives are brought up. Like you’re not selling kids to someone by saying you’re never going to sleep again.

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The library is truly a wonderful place. Oh you want to read a new book for free? YOU GOT IT!

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But why is no one talking about the weird al movie. This is hilarious 😂

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It smells cold outside 😍🎄

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@benpond_ That also never fails or it’s the week after he’s sick.

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What no one warns you about with a child is why you’ll never sleep. It’s because every few months they have a sleep regression that completely rocks your world. The kicker this means they’re having a developmental progression. Basically your sleep is punished for them developing.

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@peppuhlicious We have really good stretches and they get spread out more which is great. Sleep training has been a life saver because she has the tools she needs to put herself back to sleep. But the times it returns it hits hard. 💀

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In case you’re wondering Riley is currently in one of these regressions so send fun texts, or @Drizly order or coffee. #helpasistaout

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Didn’t think I’d start off Thanksgiving by smoking out the oven making monkey bread but here we are 🙈

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Drop everything now ‼️

Coach Bill Belichick has weighed in on @taylorswift13 and Travis Kelce.

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This is for anyone who regularly takes a cycle class. If that’s not you keep scrolling….

Why did none of you tell us how badly the seat hurts. 😭

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One of my favorite phrases Riley says when she’s upset is “come on man” 😂

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Honestly I feel like people who sell items on Facebook marketplace have no common courtesy. How are you going to be talking to me about selling an item and than tell me it’s already sold. Like brah we were making arrangements to get the item. Have the day you deserve.

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If you are a sports team outside of New England and are playing shipping up to Boston fuck you.