MEET THE MANAGERS: @thezachdietz
From Apple Valley, MN, Zach is in his 1st year with the Gophers after transferring from Creighton, where he was a manager. He is a sophomore studying kinesiology & neuroscience. Despite being a modest 5' 9", Zach can dunk a women's basketball🏀.
friend: why is there an enormous hole on the side of your house
me: ugh. it’s my biggest pet peeve
friend: this happens so often that it’s actually a pet peeve of yours?
[all the sudden a 60 foot tall dog runs towards us through the yard]
me: no. it’s my biggest pet, Peeve
Zion is as sure a bet as I've ever seen. Franchise player. But college ball is funny bc his season prob ends when he meets a white dude named Eric Prezywikxsi who has the game of his life then averages 2.4ppg for 3 NBA seasons before playing for the Oslo Red Bull Flying Dynamos