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three-decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich with arsenic sauce

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asked a student to tell me one way to reduce air pollution and she said “put it in a jar and keep it there til it dies”

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did i hallucinate this at 2 am post oscars or did anyone else see a hulu add for a dating show where they drop the woman who isn’t chosen off the side of a cruise ship

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when the post-doctor appointment summary says “normal appearance”

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my dad still won’t watch timothee chalamet movies because he was “so mean to ladybird”

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task i’ve been dreading for 3 weeks took 7 minutes

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currently living an annoying attention seeker’s worst nightmare: forced to be a part of a work group costume with people who “don’t like halloween” and “just want to do whatever’s easiest”

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no regrets i <3 them

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dan and phil trending #1 let’s see the photos of you all wearing tatinof american tour merch to high school (yes high school)

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@footage_seer

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fellow teacher coworker just proudly told me she “made it through college without reading a single book”

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only watching if they stay true to the source material by including the tedious 30 minute looking for bottles mini game

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A ‘LIFE IS STRANGE’ TV series is in the works at Prime Video.

Charlie Covell will serve as showrunner

(Source: https://t.co/XDXu8JqB0Q)

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@footage_seer not a girls girl 🙅‍♀️

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oh of course taylor got engaged to overshadow me being appointed co-team lead of kindergarten 🙄🥱

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@suispria like mama let’s see the lesson plan and standards including small group intervention that’s aligned to the data-driven school improvement plan

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idk if anyone outside the teacher world has seen this but i have been saying “a fun rug… a cool rug…” in this voice for days while setting up my classroom

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my family almost getting ourselves banned from the local mexican restaurant for arguing with the trivia host over a game of thrones question

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i feel very maternal towards gary the snail

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@ThaDJMKULTRA my parents used to play a disc of the original broadway les mis soundtrack instead of regular music on road trips which is why i am the way i am

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@holymaters well you had to peruse before you were ready to share!

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@waingro_ i will admit that a lively conversation started immediately after i sent this tweet