Steve Thomas

Destroyer of Worlds (Lego-type, 1987-Present)

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Conan O’Brien says he turned down millions from Fox because all he wanted was The Tonight Show.

“Fox came to me with a huge offer. It was something like $28 million.”

“NBC basically said, ‘We can’t match that, but when Jay retires, The Tonight Show is yours.’”

“So I stayed.”

“I never made career decisions based on money.”

“All I ever wanted was a body of work.”

“The idea of leaving NBC and losing access to 16 years of work I was proud of was crushing to me.”

“When everything with The Tonight Show fell apart, I made a decision not to complain about it.”

“Any time I talked about it, people would say, ‘Conan just can’t let it go.’”

“But if a guest asks you about it on live TV, what are you supposed to do?”

“I don’t regret trying.”

“I don’t regret taking the shot.”

“A lot of life is about how you play the cards you’re dealt.”

“I’ve been incredibly lucky, but I’ve also had moments where the cards weren’t great.”

“And I’m proud of how I played them.”

[Rod (Izzy) 🇺🇸🦅 @1zzyzyx1]

It's time the Right finds out we are no longer the tolerant Left, that ship has fucking sailed. We are done holding back and will be calling them out. #DemsUnited

[Bee 🐝🌿 @BeeAwake1]

⏹️ This Is Good News ✨ States Have Been Sitting On A Weapon That Could Take Dark Money Out Of State Politics And Destroy Citizen United 😒
This Is How Montana Is Trying To Do It 😎

[Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules]

This wife of an active duty service member has gone viral on tiktok because well... shes really mad.

I cant even blame her tbh.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump RAPED minors.

So he started a war to distract us from his crimes.

Never stop speaking about Epstein.

[SpeakUpBeTheirVoice.. SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING @Chasinthetruth]

#LosAngelesFire Mexico sent their fire fighters. Yeah @realDonaldTrump the ppl you hate so much are helping the American ppl. They are always one of, if not the first country to help. Thank you #Mexico prayers #California #CaliforniaWildfires very sad.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

GOTCHA

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Hope there's no hard feelings, Otto 🍊 @USWNT

#ThisIsSportsCenter

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

TERRIFIER 2 is now available on Vudu - https://t.co/fG5i5J1jCe - and we've got TWO FREE DIGITAL CODES to giveaway. To enter, make sure you're following this account and RT this tweet. Winners will be selected on 12/22. US only. Good luck!

[Devolver Digital @devolverdigital]

What do you want for the holidays this year?

Don’t say Hotline Miami 3 or peace on Earth, we can’t provide either of those.

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

The 49ers to Tom Brady

[Predator @Predator]

Congratulations to @AmberMidthunder for her #CriticsChoice Awards nomination for Best Actress in a Movie Made for Television for #PreyMovie.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Cowboys defense every time Matt Ryan drops back to pass

[Cocaine Bear @cocainebear]

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

[Steve Thomas @svthomas]

I’m here to kill clickers and eat all the bacon and eggs….and we ran out of bacon and eggs years ago..

[Steve Thomas @svthomas]

@chelseaperetti Mad God on Shudder

[You can run, but you can't hide @carminelaguzio]

This pumpkin is $150, out the door.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Twitch admin didn’t have to do Dan Orlovsky like this