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[Angel Brumfield @aangelbrumfield]

If you're a guy and you listen to depeche mode reach into your vagina and pull your balls back down

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

snapchat me that pussy

or facetime me that pussy if it’s coo

[honey @60sneil]

beach boys moshpit

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

karma police more like condom penis just kidding

[mariana @pastapilled]

it's #TrueLoveLeavesNoTraces sunday https://t.co/qh9MZYTwR7

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My boyfriend is from mesopotamia and he harvests barley better than all of you

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

our love has gone cold you’re intertwining your soul with somebody else

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

"nothing burger" "everything bagel" I wanna be your fat and weird cookie

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

She is not my mother but she raised me

[number #16: limit-liz ! @thedeparted_rat]

alexa. sweet transvestite. loud enough to kill

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent love that only takes a couple hundred yards

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[Cat 😼 @bvmpinthatt]

I be sobbing to this bruh. Thanks charli

[mig 🍵 @DaftDoggo]

Gay Built to Spill:

“There’s a mean boner in my body”

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I’ve just been diagnosed as being BIBLICAL i fucking knew it

[jax taylor’s reiki healer @burton_errny]

. @NYCMayor what is your plan to get men to stop covering dancing on my own by robyn

[dent @notdent_debeste]

rym is fucked up they got 14 year olds listening to Yo La Tengo. that shouldn't be happening