@fakedansavage This is also true of Peeps, although they do not have to be cut. Just open the package and allow them to age. Eat one a day and enjoy the pleasures of the ripening process.
@RachelBitecofer In George Orwell's dystopian novel, 1984, protagonist Winston has been solely drinking the Government's 'Victory Coffee'. That is until Julia, his secret lover, brings him coffee from the black market... first "real coffee" he has encountered in decades.
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