Jack 💙🍵

| “Nothing human is alien to me” | Sensitive young man, New Englander, Humanist, Liberal, Democrat, and aspirational pseud—in that order | #Newsom2028 |

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

Eye reveal. Does this surprise you?

[ray @franks_tracks]

@swipathefox COME TO NYC YOURE VALID ANYWHERE YOU GO

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@biolenin1sm @3xcalibaneur I think the herd relocated to this reply chain

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@fitnuu @biolenin1sm

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@DJProfessorL Happy bday unc

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@3xcalibaneur What is this?

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

this kind of behavior isn't going to stop until we start enforcing legal consequences for election denial

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@DJProfessorL Have they literally ever been wrong

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@mattythechimp These are beautiful, where do you source such things?

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@DJProfessorL We’re not mentioned 🥹

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@jlennonfoid It’s the least offensive energy drink I suppose

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

This is the logical conclusion of energy drink “culture.” I was called insane for speaking out about this two years ago.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Goth Girl Spit is now a real energy drink that you can actually buy thanks to Echelon

Real spit was only used for "testing purposes only" and the citrus-flavoured drink has already sold out

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@Phagoat_ Too easy

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

Just applied to a warehouse job after being rejected/not hearing back from the few dozen actual internships I applied to

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@SnsblModerate @TrueSlazac Yes

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Impeach. Remove. Arrest.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@3xcalibaneur Has it recovered?

[Jack 💙🍵 @swag_monkey23]

@DJProfessorL Tbf there’s only only one major upset here