Swagedoodle

Cryptos, NFTs, trendsetting. Convinced Solana maxi. Bringing sex appael to the blockchain.

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@AdaLluch Just do of

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@mz99pak @TonyLaneNV Lol u clearly gay

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@LilitThyra @Jaimo38071664 Machst du OF

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🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!

The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..

It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..

Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..

Every single firm said yes..

Here's what they recorded..

Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..

When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..

$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..

MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..

"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..

He said that on a recorded FBI video call..

CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..

ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..

All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..

And the clients were even worse..

Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..

$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..

One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..

Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..

When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..

But here's the part that broke my brain..

Real people bought NexFundAI..

The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..

When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..

The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..

And it gets worse..

Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..

Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..

Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..

IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..

The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..

The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..

And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

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@MalsiImeda @KubickiWo Beruhigt euch doch mal. Die Bild hat doch schon immer solche Titel gewählt

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@motihari1903go Schlag sie einfach kaputt

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@libertas_HH Alternativ können wir paar Straftäter abschieben, das würde auch zur Sicherheit beitragen

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@rebew_lexa Solides Finanzierungsmodell, immerhin besser als Flaschensammeln ;)

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@BMI_Bund Musste
1. Überprüfen, ob das keine Fake Meldung ist
2. Nüchtern feststellen, dass weiterhin zu viele anschiebbare Straftäter unterwegs
3. Unterdessen mehr Straftäter eingeflogen werden, als abgeschoben werden

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@psych_xbt @sebiisb Grosse Liebe

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@UlfKollwitz Man sollte eine Strafbarkeit für Inkompetenz einführen.

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@sebiisb Alright thx for the hint, appreciate it

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@ainyrockstar Mit einer Hausdurchsuchung wirst du rechnen müssen, durfte ich auch geniessen. Am besten räumst du sofort auf

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@Bernd_Kaiser_BD @ainyrockstar .. trotz örtlicher und zeitlicher Nähe zur Tat wurde die drei nicht als Beschuldigte erfasst. Und das, obwohl sie bereits entsprechend bekannt waren. Da kann man nur verzweifeln

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@Bernd_Kaiser_BD @ainyrockstar Wir haben neulich drei Heranwachsende festgenommen, die maskiert durch die Straßen zogen. Sie führten FCK AFD Sticker mit sich. Ziemlich unikate Ausführung, nichts, was man an jeder Ecke kaufen kann. 200m entfernt waren Wahlplakate genau mit diesen Stickern beschädigt. /1

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@trader_minato U fucked up

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@KubickiWo @tagesschau findet das Thema wohl so nichtig, dass man nicht dazu berichtet. 👏 Bravo

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@kashdhanda @jup_dao Why do you refuse to integrate JUP into the ecosystem like Hylerliquid did it with their HYPE token?
Value comes through conviction, trust and expectations. Do something for your community and you will be rewarded as well

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@ajey_eth Where are those OTC points trades?