Sarah Swailes

Mountain, wine and running lover. Best friend to animals.

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

I can’t bear the new Apple What’s app update. Arghhhhhh. I just want to put a basic smiley face. Not a bitmoji. So complicated for simple minds. @Apple whyyyyyy

[Kimberly Eaton @tweetdeguerre]

#BombshellMovie has successfully unlocked the three white women necessary to get me this excited about an elevator since Solange’s foot

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@brookehouts Furthermore,your response to the reaction is incredibly self indulgent & gross.Some really sad people in the world might send you kind words but I would sincerely doubt their mental health if they find that acceptable.Delete social media and give someone else that lovely dog.

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@brookehouts Absolutely not how to train a dog unless you count bullying as training. Your dog should be taken away immediately.I’ve grown up with dogs, trained them all and never seen anything like this disgusting behaviour. It’s appalling and inexcusable. Anyone that says otherwise is mad.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Put this on the side of a bus.

https://t.co/soevoh5Xhk

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@McDonalds I have a bugbear. I like happy meals. I’m an adult. I cannot opt out of the environmentally unfriendly unnecessary plastic toy on @ubereats I’m sure your tech guys can make this an opt in/opt out within seconds and save the world a little bit more. #itsthelittlethings

[Nicky Campbell @NickyAACampbell]

Welcome to #maxwellsbrexit in which my dog Maxwell gives his views on the current state of Brexit.

[jeff prestridge @jeffprestridge]

Bloody hell! Miracles happen

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@npower_ng desperately trying to close a bill and pay it. Phoned three times. On hold for 50mins get cut off. Then sent an email about suspending the account. Not what I asked. Need to speak to someone ASAP please!

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

Pray tell why there is a helicopter circling Islington for the past two hours, keeping me awake? #zone1problems

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@DanSpring @TfL Due to an incident on the overground 🤦🏼‍♀️I had my friend with me who is a Met DC and she had to intervene (off duty) because it was that bad. Essentially we were trapped underground in a tiny hot space with no info &people started losing it! All fine in the end though! X

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

He just wants to watch the semi final guys. Who can blame him? https://t.co/IYQTODKsYj

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

Johnson’s departure could yet precipitate a further crisis, writes @stephenkb https://t.co/iTCSI0iv4l

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Who would have thought a month ago that David Davis would resign before Gareth Southgate?

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@GarethSouthgate for PM??????? https://t.co/A2HSEnVnPc

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

About to become a Fairy Godmother. Who would’ve thought? Yep, I’m making this all about me 🧚🏼‍♂️

[Aviva plc @avivaplc]

Why do we offer equal paid parental leave for mums and dads? @sarahmorris2015, our Chief People Officer, is live on @VictoriaLIVE talking about why equal leave is good for business.

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@avivaplc CFO on @CNBC studio live this morning with @steve_sedgwick @cnbcKaren @GeoffCutmore

[Sarah Swailes @swailes]

@avivaplc CFO Tom Stoddard on @CNBC this morning with @steve_sedgwick @cnbcKaren @GeoffCutmore

[Aviva plc @avivaplc]

Today we’ve announced our 2017 full year results. We have delivered growth; in profits, in capital and in cash. Our strategy is paying dividends. Total dividends are up 18%. Find out more at https://t.co/iJhvRiOgNt #AvivaResults £AV.L

[Aviva plc @avivaplc]

Our #CEO Mark Wilson is live on @CNBC talking about #AvivaResults £AV.L