Dave Dribble

purchasing cream of wheat online and smoking meats in the metaverse. labiosis survivor.

[Dave Dribble @SwallowingBeef]

Thanks for this one, Apple

[angel @retardedemofag]

my mother says i look quite charming.., would you agree?

[THEObr❂mic @theobromic_]

reframe your mindset

[chloe @chloes_posts]

It used to be really easy to be a mad scientist’s Igor. Now? Eight rounds of interviews just to pull the lever

[Tomme Fatale @ellameno]

Hot Gregg Summer is here

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

One of the best experiences you can have on Twitter dot com is following someone for a year then finally zooming in on their profile picture to find out it is something completely different than what you thought it was.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i’ll block a bitch in my mind palace

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Really no competition.

[KASUMI OOMINE @kasumioomine]

Dog

Colorful dogs in condiment colors.
They have been waiting patiently for summer.
Cooling off in the sea, warming up in the sand, then doing it all over again.
Favorite food: Nachos

[cabby @cabby]

in 2023 I evaporated a 5’11 man with my blue beam in san francisco and it didn’t even make the news

[trevy @chillextremist]

Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

my shower bench

[heather @prettyalbatross]

fascinating prose at the cvs pharmacy

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

modern classic

[THE @agunea10]

for a second I thought this was like a really fucked up super mario like something like this

[Dave Dribble @SwallowingBeef]

I HATE HAPPY FEET

FUCK NISSAN

[WEIRDLAND TV @WeirdlandTales]

Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.