Creighton Brown 😷

SLP @ a SNF, D&D player and DM, hiker, husband, father, member of the Church of Jesus Christ of LDS. The most important commandment is to love everyone.

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

#PS5Share, #ASTROsPLAYROOM

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

#PS5Share, #ASTROsPLAYROOM

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

#PS5Share, #ASTROsPLAYROOM

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

#PS5Share, #ASTROsPLAYROOM

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

#PS5Share, #ASTROsPLAYROOM

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

@matthewmercer my players just emerged my version of Molaesmyr which is upside-down, has magical (but decaying) gravity, and a caustic, radiation-like curse. Thank you for writing a setting for us to enjoy. This is my favorite campaign I’ve run so far.

[Russell M. Nelson @NelsonRussellM]

Our Heavenly Father and His Son, Jesus Christ, love us! They care for us! They and Their holy angels are watching over us. I know that is true.

[Donald Zimmer @zimmer_donald]

I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs.

6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.

[Patrick Leder @PatrickLeder]

I think its adorable how the food delivery people text us after they drop off the food as if we weren't staring out the window waiting to descend on the food like starving wolverines.

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

@ThisOneSayz Once, I finished with an amazing shopping cart and enthusiastically tried to gift it to an incoming shopper. I got a weird look for my trouble.

[Your favorite Matt @MattyThrice]

Trump should nominate Joe Biden for the Supreme Court, just so the libs will finally pay attention to the rape charges against him.

[The Cocaína @MrNukemCocaine]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[Julie Borowski @JulieBorowski]

Like this?

[Adam J @AdamJohns]

Me: Hey Google. Play [Incredibly well known song].

Google: Here is [Well Known Song] by [Obscure artist instead of the original artist]

Me: What? No! Stop! Google, STOP!

[Creighton Brown 😷 @swampcactus]

@ToddKenreck I have learned so much from watching and listening to better DMs and players and a significant amount of the credit for the quality of my current game goes to them.

[Jessi 🤘🏻 @jessinicoleb]

I’m not a capitalist because I “don’t care about the poor”. Precisely the opposite. Capitalists don’t lack empathy. We’re just huge nerds who’ve researched & seen a plethora of evidence that markets lift everyone up, including the poor.

Assumptions about character help no one.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

If your over 60 male patient asks the OR staff if they want to hear a joke, there’s a 50% chance it will be wildly inappropriate.

[Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt]

“Autumn” is my mnemonic for how to spell “mnemonic” and vice versa. Sometimes it gets confusing however; like that ever diabolical choice between regular and Peamnut Mn&Mn’s.

[Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt]

Persona non-grata sounds like cannibal cuisine

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Not enough guests came today so the dinosaurs are starving. Wtf guys