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"Once, I was 30 years old"

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

@JDVance Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files

[Prof. Carl Sagan @ProfCarlSagan]

Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
https://t.co/PkuDd0qiCo

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Perfect

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Watters: What kind of manufacturing are you talking about returning here?

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick: What's going to happen is robotics are going to replace the cheap labor that we’ve seen all across the world…

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

it’s funny how many ‘futuristic’ dystopias portray worlds where material goods are scarce but authentic human connection is still incredibly common, since the majority of the 21st century so far has been a trend in the exact opposite direction

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Just checked my portfolio

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Do ACLs only exist so they can tear? You never hear about an ACL doing anything good. B*itchass ligament.

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[D @swampy1127]

@BrandSanderson @torbooks I’ve read all the books as soon as they came out, but my wife recently started reading them. We now spend our time discussing Roshar & it’s been so fun to see the series again through her eyes. Can’t wait for Wind and Truth and we will finally be able to read it at the same time

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Gonna be a long four years huh Bert?

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in Chicago.

[greg @greg16676935420]

You have 3 months left homeless people

[reb @rebmasel]

America has a lot of faults as a country but we absolutely went off with garbage disposals in our kitchen sinks. “just use a food catcher?? scrape the food into the trash???” thank u Europe but we actually put loud finger-ripping chainsaws in our drains god bless❤️

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FACT CHECK
HARRIS: ‘Trump exchanged love letters with Kim Jong-Un.”
FALSE: They sadly went unanswered.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Real-life zombie animals:

A thread 🧵

1. Strange fungus turning a bug into a zombie.