Emily Swanson

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

When I die I hope my grave is a gym, or atleast a pokestop.

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

Update: turns out I do know dragqueen make up techniques and where elmers glue sticks are in dick blicks...

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

In Dick Blicks a guy asked "where's the purple glue that dragqueens use?"Guess I look like I work there/know about dragqueen beauty products

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

Sometimes I put my phone on shuffle wanting to hear one song in particular, and then get pissy because it doesn't play...

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

Sometime when I can't sleep, I listen to Charlize Theron interviews, because I find her voice really soothing...

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

@stacylondon Stacy, what did you wear to the oscars? Oh wait, nothing, you weren't invited cus your "style" hasn't been relevant since 2001

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

To people still making fun of #JennyBeavan for wearing casual attire to the Oscars, Have you won a costume design Oscar? No? Shut the fuckup

[CNN @CNN]

#Oscars Costume Design: Jenny Beavan wins for @MadMaxMovie, her 2nd career Academy Award! https://t.co/QK28HefPOh

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

Yesterday I vomited in the bathroom of a laundromat. Today I nearly vomited in an uber. Where will I vomit next? Nobody knows #imdying

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

My life has officially turned into fanfiction.

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

This isn't the 4th time in seeing Mad Max Fury Road... Don't be ridiculous...

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

@meggiemoo5678 thank you my Galest of Pals, I try my hardest #✌️#🍕

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

I'm pretty sure the B in #HBO just stands for Boobs

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

I want "I'm not being paid enough for this shit" tattooed on every inch of my body. Just so there's no confusion about the matter.

[ya girl serena @Serena_LilBitch]

Bæ in all it's glory

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night #tweeza

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

http://t.co/iO9CRLVxge

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

I think I need to add working on a graphic novel, while being the only person in potbellys to my resume.

[Emily Swanson @Swansong24]

Nathan is my angel of music @NathanTheCube

[ya girl serena @Serena_LilBitch]

Tweetza is one years old today! SO PROUD! You mean so much to me! Couldn't imagine my life without you!