Tanner

Creative Director/Copywriter.

[Tanner @tannwalters]

I’m addicted to saying “right here is perfect!” when my Uber driver drops me off a full block away from my home

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Lets be EXTREMELY quiet with mama

[Tanner @tannwalters]

@jersiegel As Penelope?

[Tanner @tannwalters]

@lesbianpope @evlslvt 😂

[Tanner @tannwalters]

when sales associates say “I can order that online for you” I’m like um ya I also can?? I have an iPhone

[Tanner @tannwalters]

the misplaced comma in her last sentence will always be her biggest flop

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

it’s actually crazy how many people don’t know he lied 😭

[Brandon @brando_writes]

She was our high school yearbook’s photo editor

[Tanner @tannwalters]

@zachug @mernitman @ADuralde When Harry Met Sally!

[Tanner @tannwalters]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer! #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Tanner @tannwalters]

@corinnenatyshak I’ll take your explanation over me just having baby brain ❤️

[Tanner @tannwalters]

TikTok has conditioned me to only process information when it’s delivered by someone applying a full face of makeup

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

rip barbara walters thank you for giving us one of the best interview moments of all time

[Tanner @tannwalters]

@traerschon Traer you told us you were on top of that 😒

[Tanner @tannwalters]

people don't understand that I have seen everything on the internet. You don't have to send me videos, memes, headlines, etc. because I saw it. I've seen the internet.

[Tanner @tannwalters]

apparently we've all been watching something called The Try Guys???

[Tanner @tannwalters]

my Loadtember miracle was an @ecareyo sighting on his pilgrimage to the Grove

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Thank you to the gay who just walked by me on Fairfax and said “Happy Loadtember.” Feeling moved, connected. @sexyuniquepod

[Tanner @tannwalters]

Every novel I ever read just ends up being about girls with eating disorders

[Tanner @tannwalters]

@traerschon I was gonna say that that one might have needed a QC

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

it’s time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️

[Tanner @tannwalters]

😉

[Will Arnett™ @arnettwill]

I actually think this meeting went great. Introducing #TheNaysayer @commercetools #ad