John Sorensen

Middle aged computer geek who loves the Hawkeyes and peanut butter.

[John Sorensen @swanssy]

Caitlin living rent free apparently. You got the win. Shake hands and move on

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Caitlin ... you a great player. But, you gotta put some respect on LSU."

Alexis Morris wants her flowers 💐

(via @sportsiren)

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@keithmurphy 1987 UNLV

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@edsbs not sure what a tattoo pharmacy is but sounds fun

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@HunterRCoffman @SoapGodspeed @NBCSports More than Alabama

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@GreggDoyelStar Iowa has the inside track

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@brewsandblues @edsbs This describes 90% of content on all conservative talk radio. "Listen Pa, @SteveDeaceShow is gonna call her Killary again!!!"

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

Nebraska fans going into half

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@Iowa_Recruiting oh noez their playoff hopes! 😂

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@therealkamikos @HyVee he really is destroying that place

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What is the deal with this @HyVee ? The great sides was one of the main reasons to come to the deli for years. Now I’m told this is all that will be offered? No reason not to shop Fareway anymore I guess.

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@TravisHines21 but the audience doesn't want the interviews

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@drewzy58 Couldn't agree more. Winning is vastly overrated. Gives more time for Christmas shopping too.

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@barryisthedon @JebusHChrist @LisaDondlinger @hawkize if ya ain't first yer last

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@BHGP pretty good after watching another Nebraska loss

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@sorensensci that does look like my handwriting

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@Chris_Wms it’s good

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@Chris_Wms giving this a try, have you had it yet?

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@Chris_Wms I thought Keith Murphy did a good job the other night but yeah the junior reporters look lost. KCCI is top notch.

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@SBNation Bring this back!

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@BostonDoug1 @DavidAFrench so if a man punches a pregnant woman in the stomach and the “non human” inside her dies, that’s not murder and perfectly fine?