SWANTON

YOUNG KALEIDOSCOPE. THE ONE TO HOLD THE MYRON COPE.

[SWANTON @swantonsketch]

JUST GONNA LEAVE THAT THERE. https://t.co/Rvq0HHJsK7

[Profit_of_Prophecy @prophecy_profit]

@Arnav_Ve6b “Hey Lois. Remember the time I beat Rob Van Dam for the ECW Title because him and Sabu got busted with weed?”

[dre. @anthrtime]

using villains, secret identities, origin stories, and masks. one being visual and the other auditory, sometimes even both, but the longterm union and parallels of comics and hip-hop is so special. what an art form

[Auntie Collins | Sundays on Fightful Overbooked! @_queerauntie]

Babe. Moxley doesn’t move for a paycheck. He’s not going back to WWE.

[Isaac Bassey @0xBassey]

Barry Bonds says it now costs nearly $2,000 just to buy the equipment needed to play baseball

“Bats are, what, $500?”

“Gloves are $300- something.”

“You’re at almost $2,000 right now just to play baseball with spikes.”

“That’s just equipment.”

“You have to give kids something to see.”

“I can name Mookie Betts, but I can’t name enough to say, ‘Mom, go buy me a glove.’”

“There’s not enough of us.”

“You have to see it to want it.”

“There are probably more Black kids who want to play tennis because of Serena.”

“There’s not enough of us to inspire our community.”

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

The media: Cannabis is now the #1 consumed drug in America surpassing alcohol and cigarettes.

Texas: Nah, fuck that.

[President Kershaw @Juice_County714]

@TarikSkubal @FabianArdaya Dodgers Rotation

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

The New York Knicks are NBA Champions.

[SWANTON @swantonsketch]

the name is SWANTON for a fuckin reason.

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

Texas, home of Uvalde, has declared THC is bad around kids. THC is not meant to be around kids ........ same as AR15s that blow their heads off.

[Jake Hurricane @BigJakeCLE]

Tarik Skubal to the Dodgers. At this point, I’m actually looking forward to the lockout. Something has to change. As a fan of a small market team, it’s exhausting watching the rich get richer every single year. Baseball desperately needs a more balanced playing field.

[SFGiantsGuy @SFGiantsGuy_]

The Dodgers absolutely HAVE ruined baseball. Fuck them.

[Damian Nick 🥔 @PotatoCam69]

Low-key, fuck the Tigers for allowing this to happen. I hope they continue to stay poverty for the next 150+ years.

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

@JeffPassan Can’t wait for the lockout

[SWANTON @swantonsketch]

FUCK THE DODGERS BRUH WTF

[Real Kamufu @uplegend1]

Cannabis is illegal because it is being studied to cure diseases. Alcohol is legal because it causes diseases.

[SWANTON @swantonsketch]

all that shit been calculated, they know what they tryna do.

[SWANTON @swantonsketch]

Texas tryna remind niggas who they really are.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Joe Rogan smoking on-air is now a felony.

He’ll have to leave TX, or stop smoking on the show.

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Ya’ll wasn’t there