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Just an employee at the fruit stand, figured this will keep me sane

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@SpecialistTears That's crazy! I'd be in the restroom getting a text for where I was

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@_fruitfly_ I did!

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@JonyIveParody @MoonPie Satan

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@bwkid @janeaaplseed “And nothing I say is incorrect”

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Today in 1987, your school served you this for lunch and you were excited about it...

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@_fruitfly_ It’s. A. Great. Feeling!!

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@c0ffeeisg0d @AngelaAhrendts @tim_cook But from what I remember is that apple didn’t want to be a normal retail store. “WoRk LiFe BaLaNcE” remember?

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God damn these hours suck balls. I’m sorry @AngelaAhrendts and @tim_cook are trying to burn you guys out!

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@vwnerd Wow I love these seats. Makes me want a mk4 again

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One time I had a CX tell me that his photos weren’t storing after taking them. I asked to take a photo and see what was happening.

Me: *takes photo*..*about to open photos* there’s nothing I shouldn’t see right?
CX: nope!
Me: *opens photos* dick pic, 100s of dick pics
Me:

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@SwapRepair Congrats!!

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@GBstories You and I would have been best friends

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I will never forget this interaction.

CX: my phone won’t charge and I can’t hear anything.

Me: *takes it back to genius room and cleans the 1000 layers of grime*

Me: Man I’ve never seen a phone that dirty before!

Cx: Yeah I’m a dirty boy;)

LITERALLY WINKS AT ME

Me:

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On another note, I kind of miss venting on hear in the break room in between appointments.. Reading other people’s tweets was my saving grace at times!

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What holiday gift did everyone get last year? What do you think this year will be? I remember it went from beats to a t shirt for me😂

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@westy2018 Because fuck two step authentication that’s why. I want to be able to log onto my devices without other devices

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@Apple @AppleSupport the fuck is this bullshit where you can’t turn two step authentication off. How much more of a controlling company can you be?

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@fuck_youdonny @realDonaldTrump Man.. based on your handle you’re really some sad lib. Keep crying and move on. #2020 baby

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@ShawnburkShawn @realDonaldTrump Well this is the most retarded tweet I’ve seen in a while. And yes I did say retard.

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