Bar Bitch

an unofficial way to deal with 8 hours on the bar

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

I think I’m ready to finally leave this account behind. It’s been real y’all ✌🏼

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@janeaaplseed This. Also keep at it with job applications. It took me 8 months to get an interview and that led to the job I’m in now.

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@DepotRepair @InFROPHell @IDGAFGenius Yeah I meant the bucket is locked in Backstage (the app), sorry I should have clarified!

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@DepotRepair @InFROPHell @IDGAFGenius Allocated is a locked bucket so I think(?) it’s impossible without contacting ask retail service

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@InFROPHell @jaded_frs Reading these tweets makes me think I got out at the best time

[Renaissance Dan @Mr_DrEsquire]

By the time my parents were 30, they had:
-Careers
-Savings accounts
-A house
-2 cars
-5 kids
-Food on the table

By the time I was 30, I had:
-Misplaced
-My pants
-At Target
-On 3 separate occasions

[Retail_Diaries @RetailDiaries1]

Dear Diary,

American Horror Story should do a season set in a retail establishment. #AHS #AHSRetail

[ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody]

TFW you realise the 16” MacBook Pro will start around $3000 but you’re leaving the company and won’t be eligible for the employee discount:

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@theprevioustec1 Admins, definitely not enough support when only 1 admin rostered at any one time, sometimes we had a 3 hour overlap but that’s it

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@theprevioustec1 Laughing at the concept of ever having someone scheduled on RFP

[grDrama @DepotGenius]

Hey Managers at ARS, tell me why again biz intro is more important than customer service? Why are the morons who take up all their time on biz intro praised but the ppl who do the actual work aren’t noticed. Is this an ARS or a biz team store?

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@DepotGenius @depot_to Brilliant idea

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

Anyone know if it’s possible to decline RSUs?

[Bar Bitch @_fruitfly_]

@undojamie @depot_to That’s ESPP

[Barista Problems @baristaproblem0]

People who think they’re entering a five star resort when they walk into Starbucks and think that’s reason to treat us like dirt

[I Love ~Essential~ Retail @ilove_retail]

Boomer complains he has to walk 3 whole feet in the store to ring out because garden center register is closed. Tells me I should clock in because I’m in the desk in a fucking dress bringing my coworkers coffees. 🙄

[Creative Rants @Creative_Rants]

Me and the customer I just helped when they spot me drinking beer at the bar next door on my lunch break

[Bisexual Barista @sterbercks]

Customer: “I’m sorry that you have to work the holiday today.”
Me: “Thanks. It’s your fault.”