don't be a dick

she/her, 🏳️‍🌈 ally, pacifist, Black lives matter, #ActuallyAutistic. All opinions/swearing are mine. I’m just here to rage against society a little.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

You're joining Early Morning Milennial Thoughts, in progress

Future generations will mine landfills for resources.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

Corporations: three years experience managing a team required.

Me: please consider my experience as a teacher; I plan for, instruct, practice with, and assess over 80 teenagers every day, in two languages.

That's got to count for *something*, right??

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

Don't ask new mothers when they're having their next baby. It makes us feel like we and our new babies aren't good enough and that's garbage.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

I am officially 9 months pregnant and I have eaten cake for four of the past six meals.

#crushingit

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

@knowles_tk 💯💯💯

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

Six more dead in another school shooting.

Is it enough yet?

[Jeremy C. Young @jeremycyoung]

A basic fact about Florida's ban on AP African American Studies: since the creation of the Advanced Placement program in 1952, no state has ever refused to certify an AP course until now. No state has put politics ahead of its students' access to early college credit until now.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

It's time we stop calling it "the news" when it's really just "the daily American gun death toll report." There are literally SIX shooting reports in a row on @CBSMornings today.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

The US government is more concerned about people getting Christmas presents on time than they are with working conditions for railworkers. I fucking hate capitalism.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

To achieve justice without losing compassion, what’s important is to avoid doing harm. Helping sentient beings can be a source of great satisfaction. All of us, animals as well, have basic rights that we need to protect.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

This is 'Murica! Who needs gun control??

Oh, right. Literally every minority group. It's dangerous to exist as anything other than a white Christian cishet man in the U.S.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

@knowles_tk Your dick can starve, I'm not your mom 😂

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

If you ask Dr. Oz if he wants Sheetz, he’d say “What thread count?”

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

@joncoopertweets I'd pull them both out. We can't afford to contaminate our waterways with trash like that.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: Oprah Winfrey has just endorsed John Fetterman against Dr. Oz.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

Oprah has spoken.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

WELCOME TO #TEAMFETTERMAN, @Oprah!! 🥰 https://t.co/ZSYnEiNTZz

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

Rick Moranis might be my favorite Canadian

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

Criticizing @JohnFetterman, or anyone, for using adaptive technologies is ableist as fuck.

[don't be a dick @swashbucklynn]

@knowles_tk

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

"I'll go when the cat gets up"