Swavey

[Swavey @swavey03]

Inescapable

[Swavey @swavey03]

Alright let’s speed this one up what the hell man lmao

[Swavey @swavey03]

@SamBeau1972 God I wish my mom was like this. Kudos to you and yours 😔❤️

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the purpose of life is to become as calm as you possibly can

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Blaming the jews for my suboptimal penis size

[mia @_miyuh]

only 42 days until my whole personality becomes raiders football

[Swavey @swavey03]

@xJakku_ @denstarr4 @HuesmannKyle $1k to you if Paige or the Sloth got suspended. Please lmk

[Swavey @swavey03]

@JuPhillipsMuse One person commented and said “pause” about the stud comment. You turned it into impressions. You’re 14

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

We don’t hear about it because that’s the type of thing that happens in Haiti on a daily basis which is precisely the reason we don’t want them here to begin with

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Please don't argue with me I never run out of horrible shit to say

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship

her and her mother for raising her that way

you did nothing wrong bro

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

Never ask a PS3 owner what happened in April 2011.

[Swavey @swavey03]

I seem to forget

[joey @joboduj]

sorry bro i cant make it i've got naptime with my cat at 4:00 pm sharp

[Swavey @swavey03]

@chefkumquat Hell yeah

[👨🏿‍🦲 @yinkaaaaaaaaa]

a girl swallowing is so cool
like bro you fvck with me like that

[Swavey @swavey03]

Feel like overdosing

[Swavey @swavey03]

You’re all gay and that is that