Swayze McIntyre

I'm Swayze McIntyre--human guinea pig. I have a lot of hives and just as many stories. You may have heard me on

[Swayze McIntyre @swayzetests]

Check your back pockets, @fairfaxcounty. You're butt texting some blank emergency alerts. #CheckYoSelfBeforeYouWreckYoSelf

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

I want @tferriss' life, not @TheRealLouisCK's life. --@WinterEzra on #JVS158
http://t.co/sWyIpMKC4v
#creative #entrepreneur

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Discovered: There is hygiene and lowgiene.

[Swayze McIntyre @swayzetests]

I just ingested an entire box of #CandyCanes. Now my farts smell like peppermint. #HappyHolidays

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Smell-o-vision may not be as far off as we once thought. Or maybe you can lick your phone to taste the rainbow. #Technology #JVS156

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Too #happy to feel artistic? Need a little #depression in your world to get #creative? Try the Blue Period Pill & get your art on. #JVS156

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Janice's life is too #perfect. She needs a little disorder to make good #art. She could cut off her ear, or take Blue Period Pill. #JVS156

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Great side effect of the Blue Period Pill: you may get an erection while you're #crying. She'll think you're really sensitive. #JVS156

[The Improv Imps @ImprovImps]

We are busy producing a Feb. show to benefit @lostdogrescue
Until then #givingtuesday time!
http://t.co/8zrVDPznX7

[Peaches & Sunshine @2strangegirls]

Our turkey was so awesome, we didn't even mind that he was a fowl mouthed mother fucker. #Thanksgiving #donoteatyourfriends

[Swayze McIntyre @swayzetests]

.@jellyvisionlive I can send you some Cialis. I don't need it anymore since I've been castrated. #OW

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Just Produce, People.
The JellyVision Show Podcast 150
w. @wickedjava @ycfspodcast @TimTrueheart @AdultSippyCup
http://t.co/dwVnbYVBJD

[Swayze McIntyre @swayzetests]

.@moleculeclothes Am I going backpacking? I better carb load.

[Swayze McIntyre @swayzetests]

.@internetpandas The @NIH Subject Recruiting site. #Money $$

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Since I'm an atheist (JVS 149), this is my bible right now.
The Freaks Shall Inherit the Earth by @chrisbrogan
http://t.co/5tH52uv6U0

[Swayze McIntyre @swayzetests]

I once gave a #cat a bath with my own tongue to test some anti-hairball gel. I get choked up just thinking about it. #NationalCatDay

[Jennifer Crawford @JenRunsBusiness]

Have you met Peaches & Sunshine yet?
1st Performance @TigersBloodThtr : http://t.co/d73qEHm0Is
via @YouTube @adultsippycup

[Regina McPoet @DriveThruPoet]

@swayzetests @Cheesecake -I did that once. Piece of cheesecake! #Yum