Stephen Denton

“Stevrn”, according to one Starbucks cup.

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

How long before we see the Bag Raiders edit?

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

Finally saw Hacksaw Ridge. Prepped for a war movie, not expecting the most hilarious 4min of movie I've seen in a long time https://t.co/gGN54I1Ifb

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@bendodge *phbbt*

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

@runaway_vol wall squats

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

wall squats

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

is there any proven way to make time go slower?

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

Co-sign!

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

We make your tax rate your body fat percentage

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

Did Jesus ever drink water and get a little in his windpipe and launch into a coughing fit? ‘Cause I just did. Just wondering if he shared in that part of my humanity.

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

I did the former and came to the opposite conclusion

[ThinkingWest @thinkingwest]

Nothing will shape your worldview as much as simply reading how humans from the past thought.

You realize very quickly that our time is a radical anomaly in human history.

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

This girl is going places

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

@realEstateTrent Used iPhones. We always by ~3gen ago.

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

@BigSchulzy @DropAPinShow @barstoolspringb same question

[Ethan @EthanHoliday2]

John after beating Peter to the tomb

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

love these

[Ava Carter @CarterAva89405]

This is too funny see the reactions of people!

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

@GameStalgiaX Star tropics?

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

BEST. PICTURE.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

She deserves an Oscar award for this 😭😭😭😭

[вlαnc @dqveed]

Dentist: “how's school going?”

Also Dentist: (Right after asking)

[Stephen Denton @swdenton]

How did this guy got footage of my last all-hands meeting?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This guy explains to a crowd of cattle how hes not able to get the well going to give them water but fortunately, someone is coming in an hour to give them water 🤣