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Too many Cowboys; not enough Indians

[Sare @swearaw]

My gramps was a fucking G

[Sare @swearaw]

Do you sit IN or ON a chair?

[The Windsor Star @TheWindsorStar]

I don’t exaggerate when explaining our downtown is disgusting. https://t.co/dcdLJPjfRv

[Sare @swearaw]

11/10 accuracy https://t.co/kRZuZusukA

[Sare @swearaw]

Way more people need to see life through this type of lens... if we're ever to be satisfied with the bigger picture. https://t.co/2wAaOb2DES

[Shandi Jamieson @jamieson_shandi]

please take a minute to read
#BellLetsTalk 💙

[Tim Hortons @TimHortons]

Some chats require a couple of refills. #BellLetsTalk

[Sare @swearaw]

@DanielaCerdas1 @vgaspar96 I don't even know if I'm ready for Daniela's birthday next weekend https://t.co/WvORXfOjCb

[Sare @swearaw]

If you're my friend you have to understand there's no such thing as personal boundaries

[Sare @swearaw]

#Bellletstalk 'cz I know a lot of words and like to listen <3

[Crown Events @CrownEvents]

Winter Wonderland - Toronto's official end of exams party going down February 2nd! Tickets now on sale at https://t.co/nwyT2kvOmm

[Sare @swearaw]

I hope the string breaks & you lose every bead in cracks, holes, gutters, etc. on the floor and what not.. https://t.co/tGibkR369P

[Sare @swearaw]

Can you like submit a request to be an asexual atypically funkadelic pan-thing? That new self identification subsection where ppl don’t love ppl at all. Like, ever. I’ll even write a cover letter man.

[Sare @swearaw]

MEN ARE BITCHES (70%-30% ratio of supporting evidence in the last week alone) further: the man meant to love me is probably a dead painter/poet from the late XVII century. #indifferent

[lil🧚🏼🌸 @bad_aslia]

Do you think Junie B and cardi B are related

[Tide @tide]

What should Tide PODs be used for? DOING LAUNDRY. Nothing else.

Eating a Tide POD is a BAD IDEA, and we asked our friend @robgronkowski to help explain.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Love him or hate him, this is funny!

[b @bradleex]

me it. https://t.co/YCw8VHabaj

[Sare @swearaw]

Pro tip series continuation # 640377 😏😅😭🙄

[Aireana ❣️ @Xilluminari_]

I was on FaceTime with a boy and I said god if he’s not the one send me a sign. My phone died on 83% 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭